Top 22 Jonas Eriksson Quotes

#1. You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

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#2. Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.

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#3. He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

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#4. Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.

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#5. The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.

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#6. Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

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#7. There is one word I can't stand and it's ASAP and that's not even a word.

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#8. I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.

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#9. My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of your door because you won't get in.

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#10. Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.

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#11. Don't write to sell, write to tell.

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#12. The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that's just a second because then I feel like a psycho again.

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#13. I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

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#14. Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

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#15. I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.

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#16. You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

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#17. Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

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#18. It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

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#19. You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.

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#20. Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

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#21. The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

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#22. If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

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