Quotes About Erections

#1. If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. ... during the week.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#2. Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

Douglas Coupland

#3. I knew guys got erections.
I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.

Tara Altebrando

#4. For that moment the heat, the mission, the miscommunication and confusion-non of it mattered. The only thing that did matter was the way their clothed erections ground against each other. The only thing that mattered was how it felt to run tongue against Sin's lips, silently begging for entrance.

Santino Hassell

#5. Like all the other alphas in the room, they sat in complete stillness, erections aching against the front of their trousers. The

Leta Blake

#6. I was a professor of penis, a connoisseur of cock, a devotee of dick, an epicure of erections. I had made it my life's work to worship the male member. And what a member this one was.

Michael Murphy

#7. Erections don't equal personal growth, Trey

Suzanne Wright

#8. Hot Plants enhance sexual experience. They increase sensitivity and make sex more urgent. Men get better erections. Women benefit, too. Your orgasms are like Chinese New Year fireworks.

Chris Kilham

#9. Then let's treat all these holy texts as stories, fictions, and imperfections that could excite us to tears or erections.

Rawi Hage

#10. She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um ... yep, Ares was definitely healthy.

Larissa Ione

#11. SITTING WITH MY UNNEUTERED BULL MASTIFF RUFUS WATCHING 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS WITH STEREO ERECTIONS.

Vince McMahon

#12. when Rownt penises grew an easy two feet longer and picked up a good thirty pounds as part of their erections. "Enjoying

Lyn Gala

#13. Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

Saint Augustine

#14. They were so simple, men. When it came down to it, they were ruled by their erections. Even when she gave in to a man, she still knew who was always in charge.

Lauren Blakely

#15. Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at the erections you cause.

Katie MacAlister

#16. She tried to complain, but couldn't hide that siren grin that made males trip over their erections.

Cecy Robson

#17. Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.

Charles Bukowski

#18. Of erections how few are domed like St. Peter's! of creatures, how few vast as the whale!

Herman Melville

#19. History shows that erections happen at the worst possible times, and they stick around until someone else notices them. Often, it is either a librarian or an English teacher, like Mrs. Edith Mitchell.

Andrew Smith

#20. Erections, as we all know, come to the teenager on a plate.

Martin Amis

#21. Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections.

Patrick DeWitt

#22. The forest is only waiting for their signal to start trembling, hissing, and roaring from its depths. An enormous, love-maddened, unlighted railway station, full to bursting. Whole trees bristling with living noise makers, mutilated erections, horror.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#23. Singing is a f***ing blast. When it's really good, it's as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!

Joan Osborne

#24. Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire.

Mason Cooley

#25. Lucern felt himself "She called my erections wonderful?"
Entienne just gaped, then raised a fist to knock on his brother's forehead as if it were a door "Hello! Earth calling Luc! She thinks it's rigor mortis.

Lynsay Sands

#26. I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections."
"Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.

Lisa Kleypas

#27. For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep me from ever completing anything. This whole book is but a draught - nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

Herman Melville

#28. You could paint my nob tartan and call it Throb Roy.

Timothy Lea

#29. You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.

Alberto Vitale

#30. I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it.

Tim Dorsey

#31. Whatever the man's age, history, condition, knowledge, culture, development, he had an erection. Good currency anywhere. Recognized by the Bank of England.

Saul Bellow