Quotes About Epic Fail

#1. Ollie-O was in a semicatatonic state, uttering nonsensical phrases like "This is not biodegradable - the downstream implications are enormous - the optics make for rough sledding - going forward -" before getting stuck on the words "epic fail," which he kept repeating.

Maria Semple

#2. I feel like an epic fail right now. Like I'm the captain of my own personal failboat.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#3. F. An F? She gulped air. An F! Failure. Failurino. Failurocity. Failtacular. Failpendous. Epic ... fail.

Olivia Cunning

#4. The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.

Mark O'Connell

#5. You are epic fail if you think you are better than me!

Jordan Rudess

#6. A simple right or left can mean life or death,
Epic fail or nice success,
Days of pleasure or nights of stress.

Ka

#7. Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful.

Rachel Caine

#8. What if - what if Life itself were the sweetheart?

Willa Cather

#9. ...Success is built upon failure - usually an endless line of them! Were I to live in fear of failing, then I should never venture to try anything. And if I am to fail, then I would that it be an Epic failure!

C.A. Clark

#10. The unique eludes us; yet we remain faithful to the ideal of it; and in spite of sense and of our merely abstract thinking, it becomes for us the most real thing in the actual world, although for us it is the elusive goal of an infinite quest.

Josiah Royce

#11. When roused to rage the maddening populace storms, their fury, like a rolling flame, bursts forth unquenchable; but give its violence ways, it spends itself, and as its force abates, learns to obey and yields it to your will.

Euripides

#12. Life does not allow us to wait for a perfect time before we pursue our dreams. There is no guarantee your perfect time will come. Reach for the stars today!

Ellen J. Barrier

#13. I had some tough times ... i did some bad shit ... but i'm still the same girl i used to be

Britney Spears

#14. Usually with things, you go where you can find the financing to do it.

Don Bluth

#15. What I miss the most is chatting with my friends and family and having a good laugh over a simple meal.

Kim Yuna

#16. The person who is tormenting the Tibetans feels they have to get rid of the Tibetans in order to be happy.

Robert Thurman

#17. The fastest way to attain courage is to follow the chosen Way and be willing to abandon life itself for the sake of justice.

Mas Oyama

#18. With the Ford Foundation grant all of a sudden instead of being an artist that had made a couple of short films, I became a filmmaker who dabbled in the arts.

Bruce Conner

#19. Every guy seems nice until he's not.

Claire LaZebnik

#20. A lie should be tried in a place where it will attract the attention of the world.

Ariel Sharon

#21. To all users of technology who are willing to take a chance, make a choice, and try a new way of doing things so that we can nurture and enjoy a happy, healthy planet. - K.M.

Katherine Murray

#22. When I was a kid, I loved having a book in my hand. I still do. I wasn't a fast reader, but I was a steady reader. I read all of The Bobbsey Twins, Nancy Drew, and Cherry Ames books.

Rhea Perlman

#23. You goin' down on me rocks my world but when you're smashed, you ratchet that shit up so it's so fuckin' good, I don't know whether to come in your mouth or fuck you then hold you until you pass out, before I slip out while you're asleep and buy you a trophy.

Kristen Ashley

#24. He can't ground her if he's already killed her," I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. "Well, he can, but it wouldn't have the same impact.

Claire LaZebnik

#25. Together we can make a difference and empower communities to be self sufficient.

David Batstone