Quotes About Eff

#1. What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.

Christine Zolendz

#2. You can eff off, too, I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.

Patrick Ness

#3. So far as I can remember there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

Bertrand Russell

#4. I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?' and when he said 'Tom Jones' I told him to eff off! I thought it was a wind-up!

Ricky Hatton

#5. She was playing it like we had an affinity because we'd both been thrown over by you. The 'Dumped by Gideon Sisterhood.'"
He glanced at me with cold eyes. "Don't be catty. It doesn't suit you.

Sylvia Day

#6. Since I became chairman, I've tried to turn EFF into civil liberties and responsibilities.

Esther Dyson

#7. Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

Douglas Adams

#8. Talent or skill wasn't how you recognized a genius. A genius was the person giving the world the eff-you salute while doing the impossible.

Rae Mariz

#9. Which is probably why he's never had a gee-eff. You know what that is, right?

Stephen King

#10. Except I didn't say eff

Patrick Ness

#11. Eff love. Come out of the situation and look at it third person.

Rihanna

#12. I think silence is the condition you accept as the judgment on your crimes.

Don DeLillo

#13. If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple.

Bernardo Bertolucci

#14. When gender comes down upon us, male or female, it comes as a restriction.

Gloria Steinem

#15. You dear women, I say thanks to you. Thank you for being the kind of people you are and doing the things you do.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#16. Science, Nature,-O, I've yearned to open some page.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#17. WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?

Patrick Ness

#18. Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.

Carol Lynch Williams

#19. I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home.
Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots.

Peter Carey

#20. She glares at me resentfully, like I'm being unfair. But she's probably going to try to kill me, and kill me righteously, so eff you very much.

Kendare Blake