Top 24 Eff Off Quotes
#1. I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?' and when he said 'Tom Jones' I told him to eff off! I thought it was a wind-up!
Ricky Hatton
#2. You can eff off, too, I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.
Patrick Ness
#3. She glares at me resentfully, like I'm being unfair. But she's probably going to try to kill me, and kill me righteously, so eff you very much.
Kendare Blake
#4. I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home.
Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots.
Peter Carey
#5. We hear the saints saying: Our brother the world. We hear the revolutionaries: Dare we win?
Muriel Rukeyser
#7. WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?
Patrick Ness
#8. That it should still be necessary, at this late stage in the senility of the human race to argue that women have a fine and fluent intelligence is surely an eloquent proof of the defective observation, incurable prejudice, and general imbecility of their lords and masters.
H.L. Mencken
#9. There's something depressing about a young couple helplessly in love. Their state is so perfect, it must be doomed. They project such qualities on their lover that only disappointment can follow.
Roger Ebert
#10. Eff love. Come out of the situation and look at it third person.
Rihanna
#13. Which is probably why he's never had a gee-eff. You know what that is, right?
Stephen King
#14. Talent or skill wasn't how you recognized a genius. A genius was the person giving the world the eff-you salute while doing the impossible.
Rae Mariz
#15. There's no logical connection between being smart and having money.
Christopher Langan
#16. Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Douglas Adams
#17. Since I became chairman, I've tried to turn EFF into civil liberties and responsibilities.
Esther Dyson
#18. Yet he had a certain charm of manner, and I fancied that, if one really knew him well, one could have a deep affection for him.
Agatha Christie
#19. Raccoon." She saw Ellie put a hand to her mouth to cover the giggles and then looked back at Tom. "Like, you caught it?"
"Well, it sure didn't get Fed-Exed [ ... ]
Ilsa J. Bick
#21. Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without 'love', it becomes difficult to swallow 'life' ...
Mehek Bassi
#23. When you're a girl, passion can dominate the equation, but as you grow up relationships evolve. Mad passion can grab you at first, but it can't last forever.
Jody Watley
#24. What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.
Christine Zolendz
