Quotes About Dishwashing

#1. When I moved to New York to act I was no good at working restaurants - hosting, waiting, bussing, dishwashing - I wasn't good at any aspect. But I did have a guitar. So I would sing 'Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard,' but you would only hear the chorus because the train comes by every 30 seconds.

Michael Weatherly

#2. Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Steven Wright

#3. Well, there are the letter I deliver to the monks, and other things, too: tea and dishwashing soap, paraffin candles, tins of powered Ovaltine ...

Christine Brodien-Jones

#4. I failed to understand what was so enviable about having a position that a pack of phonies sucked up to. Dishwashing suited me because nice people were nice to me and assholes were assholes to me, yet no one ever sucked up to me.

Pete Jordan

#5. I did every thing, even dirty jobs like dishwashing or delivery boy for a grocer.

Klaus Nomi

#6. The chemicals in the dishwashing process tend not to be good for saucepans.

Delia Smith

#7. We have to be careful that in throwing out the devil, we don't throw out the best part of ourselves.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#8. Acting is the only thing I'm even vaguely good at and acting is something that I think I do know about.

Martin Freeman

#9. The universe is a Divine thought that has taken form.

Alberto Villoldo

#10. When you go outside, you become the food.

Cameron Ahonpaa

#11. Our duties - are the rights of others over us.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#12. Joy and sorrow are both my perpetual companions, but the joy is called Past and the sorrow Present.

George Eliot