Top 22 Quotes About Dildos
#1. Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos. Cast in high-relief going around the base, it's going to say, "The Dick That Killed Cassie Wright ... " On the thickest part, so if you twist it the letters of the writing stimulate the clit.
Chuck Palahniuk
#2. I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full or horny women. How do you come back from that shit?
Tara Sivec
#3. The domes and dildos of pressurized buildings cast slowly lengthening shadows.
Charles Stross
#4. Evie says, "It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed."
I write:
i know girls who say that about their dildos.
Chuck Palahniuk
#5. If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.
Simon Jordan
#6. I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
Stewart Francis
#7. If she wanted to bang every waiter and bellman on the Mexican Riviera, she would do so with dildos on. No one said her rebound(s) had to be classy.
Kate Meader
#8. Fuck, can you give me a ride to Office Depot when I'm done with these dildos?
Jon Konrath
#9. If you can't joke about giant french ticklers and gas powered dildos in a fucking locker room then the terrorists win, E. Our freedoms are eroding. I'll pick up lube and condoms instead. Bring your hand. It's the only action you're getting.
Celia Aaron
#10. My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
Phyllis Diller
#12. Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.
Teller
#13. When things don't change, their sameness becomes an accretion. That is why all society puts on flesh. Succumbs to the cubicles and begins to fill them.
Tennessee Williams
#14. What's really weird is my mom's clothes smell like her. I mean, her perfume, and so all day it's like m mom has been walking right beside me. Which, you have to admit, a pretty freaky feeling.
Frances O'Roark Dowell
#15. Jazz Improvisation means that practice is not as straightforward as it would be when you simply have a score to play.
Ahmad Jamal
#17. I get nervous before everything - dates, filming, award shows. I just don't want to say something stupid. But as soon as I step out on that stage, or as soon as I show up to a date, it all goes away, and I just have a great time with whoever I'm with.
Taylor Lautner
#18. When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#19. The Vermont mountains stretch extended straight; New Hampshire mountains curl up in a coil.
Robert Frost
#20. As a child, I always wanted to live on a boat.
Jamie Wyeth
#21. I developed some unique software to public it on the web that I call the Folklore Project.
Andy Hertzfeld
#22. Watching 'Doctor Who' in the United States meant I was always behind the times - PBS didn't get new episodes until two years after they ran, and I was aware of the show's cancellation before the characters themselves knew, at least in my corner of the world.
Seanan McGuire
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