Quotes About Demotivators

#1. You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Justin Sewell

#2. The best part of breaking up ... is when you're making up.

Phil Spector

#3. Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

Justin Sewell

#4. All religions are right. They differ on the outside when taken exoterically, they agree on the inside if taken esoterically. All religions are from God. There are seven planes of existence, the lower ones experienced in life after life, the higher ones only by sages and the illumined.

Samuel L. Lewis

#5. CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Justin Sewell

#6. [In New York,] when you say you're an actor, there's a certain level of respect that goes with that.

Condola Rashad

#7. A local spirit will infallibly prevail much more in the members of Congress than a national spirit will prevail in the legislatures of the particular States.

James Madison

#8. Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.

Aron Ralston

#9. The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self activity.

Thomas Carlyle

#10. Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Justin Sewell

#11. I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

Henny Youngman

#12. TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Justin Sewell

#13. To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.

Teresa Monachino

#14. Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, Hey, is there room in your head for one more?

Despair Inc.

#15. The West's main weakness remains unchanged: it cannot grasp the fact that it is facing an acceleration in the unfolding of Soviet convergence strategy which is intended to procure the subservience of the West to Moscow under an ultimate Communist World Government.

Anatoliy Golitsyn

#16. There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Justin Sewell

#17. Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways.

Sam Lipsyte

#18. You gonna let me fuck you, Furious?" Furi

A.E. Via

#19. Writing is to copyediting what swimming is to pool maintenance.

Gary Corby

#20. But wasn't that what religions did? Squint at one another and declare, My unprovable belief is better than your unprovable belief. Suck it.

Laini Taylor

#21. Luxury and dissipation, soft and gentle as their approaches are, and silently as they throw their silken chains about the heart, enslave it more than the most active and turbulent vices

Hannah More

#22. I played baseball because I could make more money doing that than I could doing anything else.

Bill Terry