Top 5 Teresa Monachino Quotes
#1. Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?
#2. Noses run. Feet smell.
#3. Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.
#4. To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.
#5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?