Top 23 Quotes About Dandruff
#1. Anything that says 'healthy' I say away from ... Giving up butter, for instance, means that in about two years you will be covered in dandruff.
Julia Child
#2. Teppic hadn't been educated. Education had just settled on him, like dandruff.
Terry Pratchett
#3. Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
Peter De Vries
#4. Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.
Clare Boothe Luce
#5. The house was immaculate, as always, not a stray hair anywhere, not a flake of dandruff or a crumpled towel. Even the roses on the dining-room table held their breath. A kind of airless cleanliness that always made me want to sneeze.
Sandra Cisneros
#7. Oh," he cried. "A broken heart have you! I have falling arches, flying dandruff, a floating kidney, shattered nerves and a broken heart!
Djuna Barnes
#8. Night crawled across the desert sky like a black cat with phosphorus dandruff.
Christopher Moore
#9. Manchester United have, since 1991, conquered Europe about as successfully as Head and Shoulders has conquered dandruff
Martin Samuel
#10. 1 in 5 people have dandruff. 1 in 4 people have mental health problems. I've had both.
Ruby Wax
#11. Little Bush says we are at war, but we are not at war because to be
at war Congress has to vote for it. He says we are at war on terror,
but that is a metaphor, though I doubt if he knows what that means.
It's like having a war on dandruff, it's endless and pointless.
Gore Vidal
#12. When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town below. Let them think my body is snowflakes, sticking in their hair and on their shoulders like dandruff.
Joseph Boyden
#13. [R]ed hair is slow to lay back once it's got its dandruff up, and her bitchy mood required further opportunity to express itself.
Tom Robbins
#14. "Terrorism" is a metaphor, it's an abstract noun. It's like having a war on dandruff. It's something from advertising, it's meaningless.
Gore Vidal
#15. Things there are no solution to: Inflation, bureaucracy & dandruff.
Malcolm Forbes
#16. The war against terror is like a war against dandruff. It's a metaphor. It's not about anything.
Gore Vidal
#17. Perhaps dandruff is the excreta of the mind - the quantity of this material being directly proportional to the amount of reading one indulges in. A book on German metaphysics would thus easily ruin a dress suit.
Thomas A. Edison
#18. I mean I don't want to feel inferior to any other golfer in the world. You know if you do that, then you know you're giving them an advantage, you know, right off the - you know, right from the start.
Rory McIlroy
#19. It's good to be incompatible with your partner sometimes. It causes your souls to stretch & grow - the point of a soul mate!
Judith Orloff
#20. As a writer, I absorb stories, allow them to churn within my own head and heart - often for years - until I find a way of telling them that fits both my time and temperament.
Walter Dean Myers
#21. But your own tears blind you to mine.
I am not neglectful of friendship,
but we two squat in the same coracle,
we are both swamped by the same stormy waters,
I have not the gifts of a happy man ... Often enough.
Catullus
#22. Mr Robert Montgomery's genius [is] far too free and aspiring to be shackled by the rules of syntax? [His] readers must take such grammar as they can get and be thankful.
Nathan Rothschild, 1st Baron Rothschild
