Quotes About Dairy Queen

#1. Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?

Stephen King

#2. On traditional economic theory:
We do not play chess as if we were a grandmaster, invest as if we were Warren Buffett, or cook like an Iron Chef. It is more likely we cook like Warren Buffett, who loves to eat at Dairy Queen.

Richard H. Thaler

#3. Remember that poise and power are inseparably associated. The calm and balanced mind is the strong and great mind; the hurried and agitated mind is the weak one.

Wallace D. Wattles

#4. My very first job was a cashier at Burger King in Tucson, Arizona. And I occasionally worked the drive-thru. I'd go wherever I was needed! My second job was at Dairy Queen. I stayed in the fast food royalty.

Kate Walsh

#5. He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen.

S.M. Reine

#6. He closed his eyes and saw her again. A stack of freckled heart shapes, a perfectly made Dairy Queen ice cream cone. Like Betty Boop drawn with a heavy hand.

Rainbow Rowell

#7. Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere.

Janet Evanovich

#8. People of my age who went to college, go into college, you know what it cost back then? Nothing or next to nothing. At the most, you had to work at Dairy Queen during the summer and that would pay for your college education.

Michael Moore

#9. My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!

Josh Hartnett

#10. That art is best which suggests most.

Austin O'Malley

#11. I've always thought it would be fun to have a vegan campaign aimed at gays called "Don't be a Dairy Queen."

Dan Mathews

#12. I never pass a Dairy Queen without stopping. I cannot stand tucked-in sheets. I was once a contestant on 'The Price is Right.'

Brian Shactman

#13. I realized he had my car keys."Hey, where did you get those?""We found your purse at the Dairy Queen.""How did you know it was there?""The GPS." He smirked, seeming more like the Jared I knew."You have a GPS tracker on my car?

Alyssa Rose Ivy

#14. Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.

Laurie Anderson

#15. Tampa's crazy ... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.

Luther Campbell

#16. He was never lonely, not with his books for company. Books never complained, never asked awkward questions.

Martin Edwards

#17. Not everything set on fire will rise.

Darnell Lamont Walker

#18. I've learned that the most depressed people always seem to be the happiest

Anonymous

#19. You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Jeff Foxworthy