Quotes About Cricket Bat

#1. he felt like he was living in a fishbowl, and it was only a matter of time before someone came at it with a cricket bat.

Kate McIntyre

#2. A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Prince Philip

#3. If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?

Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh

#4. In many ways, Big Brother is the present day equivalent of a 1980s Club 18-30 Holiday - flirting, sunbathing, silly little organised games, and lots of people you'd like to remove from the genepool with a cricket bat.

Charlie Brooker

#5. If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

Prince Philip

#6. I saw that vigil now as necessary, a prerequisite for my insides to harden and cure just like the willow of a cricket bat must cure to be ready for a lifetime of knocks.

Abraham Verghese

#7. Lewis - "Why did you hit Brian over the head with the cricket bat?"
Bev - "Because I love him, there was no other way to get his attention.

Louis Nowra

#8. The only other time I've seen Paul cry was when he got hit in the teeth with a cricket bat when he was fourteen. And that time Diana made us watch 'Bambi'.

Leanne Hall

#9. Obama ran on a platform of unmitigated optimism - a promise to usher in a brighter day for America. But there could hardly be a greater contrast between his pledge and his performance in office, between his commitment to the nation and his current abandonment of all hope.

David Limbaugh

#10. The next time someone says, "Hey, you fight like a
girl!" your response is going to be, "You bet I do!

Kym Rock

#11. Today if I'm a cricketer it is because of Sachin Tendulkar. Else, I would never have picked up a bat. He's the reason behind me playing cricket

Virender Sehwag

#12. Islam has no problem with women, but Muslims do clearly appear to have serious problems with them

Tariq Ramadan

#13. Walk so that your footprints bear only the marks of peaceful joy and complete freedom. To do this you have to learn to let go. Let go of your sorrows, let go of your worries. That is the secret of walking meditation.

Nhat Hanh

#14. Don Bradman will bat no more against England, and two contrary feelings dispute within us: relief, that our bowlers will no longer be oppressed by this phenomenon; regret, that a miracle has been removed from among us. So must ancient Italy have felt when she heard of the death of Hannibal.

R.C. Robertson-Glasgow

#15. All fanmail is a bit of fun. We do get some nice letters and some fanatical mail too. There's one woman who thinks me and her are married and has asked when she can come home. That's a bit spooky.

Peter Andre

#16. If by fawning, you mean he's a deer, I have a gun, and it's hunting season, then I guess you're right.

Sage Kafsky

#17. If I have a son and he decides to play cricket, I will want him to bat like Sachin Tendulkar.

Brian Lara

#18. I always dreamt of holding the bat and winning games for India. That was my inspiration to take up cricket.

Virat Kohli

#19. I will leave this shining life of cricket very soon. This bat and ball won't save Shahid Afridi in Grave

Shahid Afridi

#20. There's no better sight on the cricket field than watch Tendulkar bat.

Harsha Bhogle

#21. Stories arrest us. Parents use stories to capture the attention of active children. Preachers use stories to capture the attention of sleepy adults.

Tony Reinke

#22. I like to be a bowler because I can't bat properly. After 17 years of cricket I have got the opportunities and made the wickets fall.

Muttiah Muralitharan

#23. Should your riches increase, let your mind keep pace with them.

Thomas Browne

#24. There's a market for everything, and the world is full of sick fuckers. I just happen to be a man who exploits their fucked up fantasies.

L.P. Lovell

#25. My dad talks about the times when we'd play backyard cricket: If I got bowled out, I'd just refuse to let go of the bat and swing it at anyone who tried to take it away from me. I like to think that's been tempered a bit over the years.

Chris Hemsworth

#26. Death deceives relations often, and doctors sometimes, but the patient - never.

Phyllis Bottome

#27. As an international batsman, I have to come out to bat under any situation. Sometimes a platform has been laid; on others, we have to build one. That's part of our job, and that's why international cricket is so challenging.

Suresh Raina

#28. I am more English than the English.- Rudolf de Vitt

Kate Williams

#29. Test cricket is bloody hard work, especially when you've got Sachin batting with what looks like a three metre wide bat.

Michael Hussey

#30. Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch.

Peter Tork

#31. The people, they don't know what it takes sometimes to keep them safe and it's better that they don't.

Don Winslow

#32. He had a passion for cricket right from his childhood and liked nothing else but playing with the bat and the ball. I wanted him to study hard and get into a government service. But, he wanted to do something in cricket and earn a name for himself.

Bill Vaughan