Cracked Eggs Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Quotes About Cracked Eggs

#1. A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked. - Author: Garrison Keillor
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#2. Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer. - Author: Mason Cooley
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#3. I don't want to sound too mystical or weird but it's important to know what garlic smells like when it's cooking, or what eggs look like when they're cracked out of a shell. - Author: Joel Salatin
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#4. Dying is the most hellishly boresome experience in the world! Particularly when it entails dying of 'natural causes'. - Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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#5. When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#6. A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen." - Author: Frank Carson
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#7. A true buddy is a person who thinks that you'll be a fantastic egg although he is aware that you are somewhat cracked. - Author: Bernard Meltzer
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#8. Oh, that's effective," Sin said sarcastically. - Author: Kinley MacGregor
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#9. Usually you can only catch the Sasquatch blur of your own legendary moments in the side mirrors. - Author: Joe Hill
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#10. On Sundays Mom invariably ran out of money, which is when she cracked eggs into the skillet over cubes of fried black sourdough bread. It was, I think, the most delicious and eloquent expression of pauperism. - Author: Anya Von Bremzen
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#11. Why the heck do we allow the media to ever tell us someone is gross? It makes me so mad. 99% of the world has flaws. - Author: Shantel VanSanten
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#12. There is only one word for a book that exceeds all expectations ... Divergentbyveronicaroth. On second thoughts, that's four words combined! - Author: Ella
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#13. The sound of the wind against the sides of the house is exactly like the sound of wolf fur against cardboard. - Author: Jennifer Egan
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#14. These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. - Author: Peter Hedges
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#15. Gandhi once declared that it was his wife who unwittingly taught him the effectiveness of nonviolence. Who better than women should know that battles can be won without resort to physical strength? Who better than we should know all the power that resides in noncooperation? - Author: Barbara Deming
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