Quotes About Coupons

#1. The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons.

George Hewitt Myers

#2. We've patented the idea ... of using the address book as a place to declare that you like a brand. By so doing, the brand has now got your permission to send you personal messages - it could be money off offers, coupons, promotions, just information, whatever is appropriate.

Keith Teare

#3. English literature is a glorious inheritance which is open to all - there are no barriers, no coupons, and no restrictions. In the English language and in its great writers there are great riches and treasures, of which, of course, the Bible and Shakespeare stand along on the highest platform.

Winston Churchill

#4. I think, and I mean this sincerely, I was raised humbly. We were a lower middle income family and a household that was scrimping by at times. We were watching the dollar, stretching the dollar, and coupons. It was all those things.

Bryan Cranston

#5. Frankie runs a sex moon and has kids. My head hurts just thinking about it. You still keep up with her, too, then?"
Ryelle's face took on a hunted expression. "She sends me coupons, Declan.

Michelle O'Leary

#6. Circles, homework coupons, what foolishness would she next hear? And so she began to teach him mathematics - she called it "maths" and he called it "math

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#7. The Lone Star Card will make food stamp coupons obsolete.

John Sharp

#8. Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching Christmas-red tracksuit with matching walkie-talkies as we troll Ralphs, excitedly comparing triple coupons.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#9. The onset of adulthood is an organic, creeping process. No one wakes up one day and decides, Lo, on this day I shall forever put away childish things and begin clipping coupons to go to Wal-Mart.

David Carr

#10. How could a person have and do all these stupid things
clip coupons and double lock the front door
and then one day just cease to exist?

J. Courtney Sullivan

#11. My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

Chris Rock

#12. The company will guess what you habitually buy, and then try to convince you to get it at Target. The firm has the capacity to personalize the ads and coupons it sends to every customer, even though you'll probably never realize you've received a different flyer in the mail than your neighbors.

Charles Duhigg

#13. I clip coupons all the time. Why should you pay more for something that someone else is paying less for?

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#14. I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.

Hilary Swank

#15. I worked for Jeff Kelin. He was a marketing genius before his time. Coupons, car rebates and the value meal (as we know it today) all came from his marketing genius. At 19 years old, I had two jobs, one with Andy Warhol, and the second with Jeff Kelin.

Steve Kaufman

#16. They'll just cut our wrists like Cheap coupons and say that death Was on sale today.

Marilyn Manson

#17. When you think of couponing, you picture a mom cutting coupons out of the back of the newspaper.

Andrew Mason

#18. You don't know the protocol for any kind of anniversary."
"Fuck you." Cam's mouth slanted into a smirk. "If you're gonna bitch, maybe I should just give you flowers and chocolate next year."
"Beats the blow-job coupons you gave me." Austin grinned wryly,
Austin & Cam

Cara Dee

#19. Please, God, don't let Warren be cheap. I'm too young to discuss coupons.

Douglas Coupland

#20. Old age is having the name of a chiropractor in your wallet. It's cutting out coupons for the zeal of discounted small items and the practice of fine motor skills.

Dominic Smith

#21. If you're not clipping coupons before going to the grocery store, you're overspending. If you're ordering in or going out to dinner because you don't feel like cooking, you're overspending. If you're not tracking where your money is going, you're very likely overspending.

Jean Chatzky

#22. In the face of postwar austerity, hundreds of brides-to-be across the country sent Princess Elizabeth their clothing coupons so that she could have the dress of their dreams.

Hamish Bowles

#23. Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.

Portia A. Cosby

#24. I'm wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?

Jarod Kintz

#25. Coupons are in high demand, and consumers get them offline,

Joe Waters

#26. I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.

Corey Taylor

#27. I guess I showed certain signs of being a workaholic in early years; I had a magazine route very early on - I must have been about seven or eight years old or something like that - when I was carrying Liberty magazine, trying to win green and brown coupons; I eventually [won] a pony.

Walter Cronkite

#28. I don't do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step.

Eddie Huang

#29. I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.

LL Cool J

#30. Another coupon tacked onto the pile I'll redeem when I get some power in my fucken life. Look around this life and all you see is folks' coupons tacked everywhere, what they'll do if, what they'll do when. Warm anticipation for shit that ain't even going to happen.

D.B.C. Pierre

#31. Perhaps one of the more creative promotions of all time was
in 1969, when a marketer with the Procter & Gamble Company
came up with the idea of giving away goldfish with each purchase
of a king-size box of Spic and Span.

Mary Potter Kenyon