Quotes About Chris Farley

#1. I've watched a lot of my friends die, everyone from John Belushi, River Phoenix to Chris Farley. It just keeps going on and on.

Willie Aames

#2. I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

Andy Dick

#3. The highbrow/lowbrow schizophrenia of Twitter never stops amazing me. It's the Chris Farley of technologies.

Christian Rudder

#4. I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes.

David Steinberg

#5. I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

Andy Dick

#6. After 27 years, I walked out of my first one a few months ago. Black Sheep with Chris Farley.

Gene Siskel

#7. Chris Farley, I was a huge fan of his growing up. I would love to do something kind of slapstick and funny, maybe where I could change my look even a little bit.

Jaimie Alexander

#8. Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

Chris Farley

#9. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Chris Farley

#10. Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!

Chris Farley

#11. The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all.

Voltaire

#12. In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

Chris Farley

#13. I love you, Aura," Logan whispered. "Body or not, as long as I'm in this world, I want to be with you.

Jeri Smith-Ready

#14. That's the laugh," he murmured, but she was already setting off down the quay, her feet barely touching the ground.

Leigh Bardugo

#15. Do not be guilty of possessing a library of learned books while lacking learning yourself.

Desiderius Erasmus

#16. Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

Chris Farley

#17. Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Chris Farley

#18. I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

Chris Farley

#19. I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

Chris Farley

#20. I live in a van, down by the river!

Chris Farley

#21. You gotta fight for your right to vote!

Chris Farley

#22. I want to live fast and die young.

Chris Farley

#23. For me, there has always been a disconnect with the sort of elitist structure of the high-art world - and my distaste for that is at odds with my feeling that art should aspire to do great things.

Shepard Fairey

#24. I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

Chris Farley

#25. First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

Chris Farley

#26. The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Chris Farley

#27. People ... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

Chris Farley

#28. I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

Chris Farley

#29. I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work ... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

Chris Farley

#30. I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

Chris Farley

#31. The joy that isn't shared dies young.

Anne Sexton

#32. Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Chris Farley