Top 19 Chris Farley Quotes

#1. Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

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#2. I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

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#3. I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work ... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

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#4. I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

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#5. People ... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

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#6. The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

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#7. First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

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#8. I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

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#9. I want to live fast and die young.

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#10. You gotta fight for your right to vote!

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#11. I live in a van, down by the river!

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#12. Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

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#13. Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!

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#14. In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

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#15. Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

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#16. Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

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#17. I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

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#18. I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

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#19. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

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