Top 100 Quotes About Charlaine: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Charlaine

#1. Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!'
- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

#2. So a Sherrilyn Kenyon kinda shifter or a Charlaine Harris kinda shifter?

Alanea Alder

#3. Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.

Charlaine Harris

#4. Just what I needed, another psycho bitch after me. Hadn't the Weres pretty much cornered that market?

Charlaine Harris

#5. 188. I hated trying to figure out what was best morally, because so often that didn't jibe with my gut reaction.

Charlaine Harris

#6. My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

Charlaine Harris

#7. Nothing is ever clear-cut in Bon Temps. What passes for truth is only a convenient lie. What passes for justice is more spilled blood. And what passes for love is never enough ...

Charlaine Harris

#8. Why don't they just take him out?" I asked. I'm not politically minded, as I guess you can tell. Mr. Cataliades was smiling at me. "So direct, so classic," he said. "So American.

Charlaine Harris

#9. Coffe is the perfume of morning.

Charlaine Harris

#10. I stopped for a moment, biting the inside of my cheek. This was the hardest part. I want to be first. I know that's selfish, and maybe unattainable, and maybe shallow. But I just want to come first with someone. If that's wrong, so be it. I'll be wrong. But that's the way I feel.

Charlaine Harris

#11. So the cluviel dor was a test of Eric's sincerity, in Niall's eyes. And the cluviel dor was a test of my love for Eric, in Eric's eyes," I said. "And we both failed the test.

Charlaine Harris

#12. I couldn't speak, for once in my life. I was terrified of seeing him again; and I would rather have shaved my head than not see him again.

Charlaine Harris

#13. Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.

Charlaine Harris

#14. Don't you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you've made, every hurt you've received, every bit of meanness you've dealt out? There's no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.

Charlaine Harris

#15. Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

Charlaine Harris

#16. I met Elvis in your woods one night," Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. "I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.

Charlaine Harris

#17. Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?

Charlaine Harris

#18. Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.

Charlaine Harris

#19. So, on the whole, I'd have to say that no, people don't change, but they CAN learn to behave differently. I want to believe otherwise. If you have an argument that says I'm wrong, I'd be glad to hear it.

Charlaine Harris

#20. We had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.

Charlaine Harris

#21. Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

Charlaine Harris

#22. There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Charlaine Harris

#23. Grip on consciousness slipped as easily and completely as had his hand. "No . . ." he said once more, very weakly. The canopy of trees above

Charlaine Harris

#24. The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

Charlaine Harris

#25. There's no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

Charlaine Harris

#26. Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul ... you have brought light back into my life

Charlaine Harris

#27. Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.

Charlaine Harris

#28. I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.

Charlaine Harris

#29. His eyes looked at my body as if it were a drink of water on a desert dune.
"I don't know much," I confessed, my voice barely audible.
"Don't worry. I know a lot.

Charlaine Harris

#30. Come on, lover, let's have a look, Eric said, giving me a quick kiss. He jumped off the back porch with me still attached to him - like a large barnacle

Charlaine Harris

#31. But the last few years had taught me that one of my grandmother's favorite sayings was true. An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure.

Charlaine Harris

#32. God bless the American spectator.

Charlaine Harris

#33. My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened.

Charlaine Harris

#34. Oh, I took some night school courses in psychology, said Bill Compton, vampire.

Charlaine Harris

#35. You have a nice day, you hear?

Charlaine Harris

#36. Arelene's middle name was tolerance, mostly because she was too easygoing to take a moral stance.

Charlaine Harris

#37. Can I help you up?"
"No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up.

Charlaine Harris

#38. It was hard to have a good crisis when real life kept asking to be lived.

Charlaine Harris

#39. Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand.
When we emerged, she set the glass down very carefully on the ground and then looked us over from head to toe.
'Okay, don't know how to react,' she said, finally.

Charlaine Harris

#40. Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?
- Eric, club dead.

Charlaine Harris

#41. No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No

Charlaine Harris

#42. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

Charlaine Harris

#43. When I went home ... I promised myself, I would take a cool shower and I would read. After a day spent dealing with others, television was just one more batch of voices to listen to; I'd rather have a book in my hands than the remote control.

Charlaine Harris

#44. There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric.

Charlaine Harris

#45. I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered, contained no staples. Well, strike that line of defense.

Charlaine Harris

#46. I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

Charlaine Harris

#47. Vampires often turn on those who trust them. We don't have human values, you know." "A lot of humans turn on those who trust them," I pointed out. I can be practical. "I'm not a total fool.

Charlaine Harris

#48. No thanks," I said, giving a sigh of repletion. "That was so good.

Charlaine Harris

#49. Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge right down the beaten path.

Charlaine Harris

#50. It's always possible for human beings to spoil their own peace of mind

Charlaine Harris

#51. Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.

Charlaine Harris

#52. To heck with him, I thought righteously. Him and the horse he rode in on.

Charlaine Harris

#53. I abjure you," Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. "I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

Charlaine Harris

#54. Sookie, my little bullet-sucker
Eric, my big bullshitter

Charlaine Harris

#55. I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me.

Charlaine Harris

#56. I love him, I said, but even to my own ears
I didn't sound happy about it.

Charlaine Harris

#57. I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.

Charlaine Harris

#58. You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.

Charlaine Harris

#59. I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.

Charlaine Harris

#60. The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.

Charlaine Harris

#61. I don't know what it is, but even when I pretty much like a man, after I date him a while, he gets to seem kind of tiresome. I just can't be bothered to act interested anymore, and then I finally tell him I don't want to go out anymore. They always get upset. - Lillian

Charlaine Harris

#62. I believe if you write a great book, the chances are it'll get a great reception.

Charlaine Harris

#63. When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.

Charlaine Harris

#64. Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Charlaine Harris

#65. Eric: 'What part do you like best?' Sookie: 'oh your butt' Eric: 'My ... Bottom?' Sookie: 'yep

Charlaine Harris

#66. i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric

Charlaine Harris

#67. Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

Charlaine Harris

#68. I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam

Charlaine Harris

#69. I listened idly to the voices of the couple working in the back bedroom.

Charlaine Harris

#70. Maybe I felt like I'd come so close to forever-death that I'd better step back and take a look at my life. Maybe I didn't like a lot of what I'd done with it so far.

Charlaine Harris

#71. Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

Charlaine Harris

#72. Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

Charlaine Harris

#73. I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.

Charlaine Harris

#74. Yes, I'm happy with Alan Ball's production of my novels.

Charlaine Harris

#75. Tearing down is always easier than building up,

Charlaine Harris

#76. I liked long skirts," he said nostalgically. "I liked the underthings women wore. The petticoats.

Charlaine Harris

#77. Email to Eric from Bill:
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill

Charlaine Harris

#78. Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.

Charlaine Harris

#79. If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.

Charlaine Harris

#80. Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.

Charlaine Harris

#81. This was an unpleasant trend. I didn't want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.

Charlaine Harris

#82. I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.

Charlaine Harris

#83. Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept.

Charlaine Harris

#84. America is obsessed with youth. We all want to look young forever, and vampires do. They are caught in their prime, if that's when they've been turned. And they'll be that way forever.

Charlaine Harris

#85. Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies!

Charlaine Harris

#86. On the whole," he continued, "I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently. I want to believe otherwise. If you have an argument that says I'm wrong, I'd be glad to hear it." We

Charlaine Harris

#87. I'll deal with your hang-ups if you'll deal with mine, but if you're still too scared to even try, then you're not worth waiting for. I have some goddamn pride left and I won't wait forever.

Charlaine Harris

#88. So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

Charlaine Harris

#89. Well, you know, writers just suck up new experiences - we're just like the vacuum cleaners of newness.

Charlaine Harris

#90. Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.

Charlaine Harris

#91. There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.

Charlaine Harris

#92. I like sparkly things.

Charlaine Harris

#93. The idea that family would not harm you was a stupid assumption of the first order.

Charlaine Harris

#94. There are three motels in Davy if you go north, and at least six over in Marthasville if you go west. If you go to the interstate, there are a skadillion places to stay.

Charlaine Harris