Top 100 Charlaine Harris Quotes

#1. Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!'
- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

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#2. So a Sherrilyn Kenyon kinda shifter or a Charlaine Harris kinda shifter?

Alanea Alder

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#3. Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.

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#4. Just what I needed, another psycho bitch after me. Hadn't the Weres pretty much cornered that market?

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#5. 188. I hated trying to figure out what was best morally, because so often that didn't jibe with my gut reaction.

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#6. My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

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#7. Nothing is ever clear-cut in Bon Temps. What passes for truth is only a convenient lie. What passes for justice is more spilled blood. And what passes for love is never enough ...

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#8. Why don't they just take him out?" I asked. I'm not politically minded, as I guess you can tell. Mr. Cataliades was smiling at me. "So direct, so classic," he said. "So American.

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#9. Coffe is the perfume of morning.

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#10. I stopped for a moment, biting the inside of my cheek. This was the hardest part. I want to be first. I know that's selfish, and maybe unattainable, and maybe shallow. But I just want to come first with someone. If that's wrong, so be it. I'll be wrong. But that's the way I feel.

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#11. So the cluviel dor was a test of Eric's sincerity, in Niall's eyes. And the cluviel dor was a test of my love for Eric, in Eric's eyes," I said. "And we both failed the test.

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#12. I couldn't speak, for once in my life. I was terrified of seeing him again; and I would rather have shaved my head than not see him again.

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#13. Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.

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#14. Don't you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you've made, every hurt you've received, every bit of meanness you've dealt out? There's no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.

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#15. Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

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#16. I met Elvis in your woods one night," Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. "I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.

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#17. Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?

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#18. Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.

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#19. So, on the whole, I'd have to say that no, people don't change, but they CAN learn to behave differently. I want to believe otherwise. If you have an argument that says I'm wrong, I'd be glad to hear it.

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#20. We had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.

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#21. Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

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#22. There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

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#23. Grip on consciousness slipped as easily and completely as had his hand. "No . . ." he said once more, very weakly. The canopy of trees above

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#24. The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

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#25. There's no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

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#26. Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul ... you have brought light back into my life

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#27. Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.

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#28. I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.

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#29. His eyes looked at my body as if it were a drink of water on a desert dune.
"I don't know much," I confessed, my voice barely audible.
"Don't worry. I know a lot.

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#30. Come on, lover, let's have a look, Eric said, giving me a quick kiss. He jumped off the back porch with me still attached to him - like a large barnacle

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#31. But the last few years had taught me that one of my grandmother's favorite sayings was true. An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure.

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#32. God bless the American spectator.

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#33. My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened.

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#34. Oh, I took some night school courses in psychology, said Bill Compton, vampire.

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#35. You have a nice day, you hear?

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#36. Arelene's middle name was tolerance, mostly because she was too easygoing to take a moral stance.

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#37. Can I help you up?"
"No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up.

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#38. It was hard to have a good crisis when real life kept asking to be lived.

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#39. Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand.
When we emerged, she set the glass down very carefully on the ground and then looked us over from head to toe.
'Okay, don't know how to react,' she said, finally.

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#40. Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?
- Eric, club dead.

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#41. No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No

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#42. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

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#43. When I went home ... I promised myself, I would take a cool shower and I would read. After a day spent dealing with others, television was just one more batch of voices to listen to; I'd rather have a book in my hands than the remote control.

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#44. There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric.

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#45. I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered, contained no staples. Well, strike that line of defense.

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#46. I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

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#47. Vampires often turn on those who trust them. We don't have human values, you know." "A lot of humans turn on those who trust them," I pointed out. I can be practical. "I'm not a total fool.

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#48. No thanks," I said, giving a sigh of repletion. "That was so good.

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#49. Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge right down the beaten path.

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#50. It's always possible for human beings to spoil their own peace of mind

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#51. Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.

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#52. To heck with him, I thought righteously. Him and the horse he rode in on.

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#53. I abjure you," Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. "I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

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#54. Sookie, my little bullet-sucker
Eric, my big bullshitter

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#55. I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me.

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#56. I love him, I said, but even to my own ears
I didn't sound happy about it.

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#57. I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.

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#58. You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.

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#59. I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.

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#60. The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.

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#61. I don't know what it is, but even when I pretty much like a man, after I date him a while, he gets to seem kind of tiresome. I just can't be bothered to act interested anymore, and then I finally tell him I don't want to go out anymore. They always get upset. - Lillian

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#62. I believe if you write a great book, the chances are it'll get a great reception.

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#63. When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.

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#64. Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

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#65. Eric: 'What part do you like best?' Sookie: 'oh your butt' Eric: 'My ... Bottom?' Sookie: 'yep

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#66. i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric

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#67. Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

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#68. I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam

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#69. I listened idly to the voices of the couple working in the back bedroom.

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#70. Maybe I felt like I'd come so close to forever-death that I'd better step back and take a look at my life. Maybe I didn't like a lot of what I'd done with it so far.

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#71. Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

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#72. Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

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#73. I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.

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#74. Yes, I'm happy with Alan Ball's production of my novels.

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#75. Tearing down is always easier than building up,

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#76. I liked long skirts," he said nostalgically. "I liked the underthings women wore. The petticoats.

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#77. Email to Eric from Bill:
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill

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#78. Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.

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#79. If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.

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#80. Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.

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#81. This was an unpleasant trend. I didn't want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.

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#82. I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.

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#83. Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept.

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#84. America is obsessed with youth. We all want to look young forever, and vampires do. They are caught in their prime, if that's when they've been turned. And they'll be that way forever.

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#85. Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies!

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#86. On the whole," he continued, "I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently. I want to believe otherwise. If you have an argument that says I'm wrong, I'd be glad to hear it." We

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#87. I'll deal with your hang-ups if you'll deal with mine, but if you're still too scared to even try, then you're not worth waiting for. I have some goddamn pride left and I won't wait forever.

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#88. So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

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#89. Well, you know, writers just suck up new experiences - we're just like the vacuum cleaners of newness.

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#90. Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.

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#91. There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.

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#92. I like sparkly things.

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#93. The idea that family would not harm you was a stupid assumption of the first order.

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#94. There are three motels in Davy if you go north, and at least six over in Marthasville if you go west. If you go to the interstate, there are a skadillion places to stay.

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#95. If weeds could flourish with such vigor, may I could, too.

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#96. Lots of kids in our neck of the woods call their grandfathers Papaw

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#97. This book is dedicated to all the people who told me they enjoyed Dead Until Dark. Thanks for the encouragement.

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#98. Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

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#99. Even at the beginning of fall - which is only a date on the calendar in Texas;

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#100. Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.

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