Quotes About Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

#1. I love tearing things out of the ground. I love digging and discarding. I love pruning. In fact, I love pruning so much that I once gave myself carpal-tunnel syndrome because I attacked a trumpet vine with so much dedication.

Susan Orlean

#2. One of these days I'm going to get myself an avatar
so I can ride an Archaeopteryx in cyberspace --
goodbye, the meat cage.
Pray the server doesn't crash, pray
against the curse of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Lucia Perillo

#3. As a novelist, you have to pick your battles. You are tired. You have begun to experience the first ominous tinglings of carpal tunnel syndrome. You wake up in the middle of the night with both hands lying across your chest like a couple of plucked bird carcasses, dead of all sensation.

Lynn Coady

#4. People have a way of becoming what you encourage them to be - not what you nag them to be.

Scudder Parker

#5. We are angrier with the sky than with our actions.

Sorin Cerin

#6. [T]he vanity of the contents" of individual experience is scrutable as an inessential trapping drawn into a matter by vested interests " ... since it is at the same time the vanity of the self that knows itself to be vain

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

#7. It's the nicest thing on earth if someone comes up to me and says, 'Every day I drink out of a mug you designed.'

Jonathan Adler

#8. Think about all the good things of your life. Never think about your difficulties. Forget yourself, and concentrate on being of service as much as you can in this world, and then, having lost your lower self in a cause greater than yourself, you will find your higher self: your real self.

Peace Pilgrim

#9. I saw pure love when my son looked at me, and I knew that I had to make a good life for the two of us ...

Suzanne Somers

#10. When you make the decision to be amazing, you will find that you are either admired, envied or hated.

Steven Aitchison

#11. He was always smoothing and polishing himself, and in the end he became blunt before he was sharp.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#12. I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It's because of them I'm doing it myself.

Albert Einstein

#13. I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

David Sedaris