Quotes About Bylaws

#1. Look, this is just the cemetery. It's got bylaws and things! It's not Transylvania! There's just dead people here! That doesn't make it scary, does it? Dead people are people who were living once! You wouldn't be so worked up if there were living people buried here, would you?

Terry Pratchett

#2. Write bylaws in a simple language - no one needs an advanced degree to understand them.

Holly Duckworth

#3. An Englishman once said that he found it easier to be a member of a club than of the human race because the bylaws were shorter, and he knew all the members personally. That sounds about right.

Nelson DeMille

#4. In order for architecture to experience its ongoing evolution as a language, there has to be a lot of adjusted copies between how architects draw, think, engage bylaws and constraints.

Jimenez Lai

#5. Land surveyors can spend as much time reading legislation, bylaws, and engineering documents as we spend in front of an instrument in the field or calculating coordinates for a subdivision. We are mathematicians, historians, project managers, advocates, engineers, and even chainsaw operators!

Mark Mason

#6. My constitution was destroyed long ago; now I am living under the bylaws.

Clarence Darrow

#7. It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members.

E.B. White

#8. Punching out an argument is an accepted form of conflict resolution in the man code. It's part of our bylaws.

Kristen Callihan

#9. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pound hounds from hell

Christopher Moore

#10. It is only in a very quiet mind that great things are born; and a quiet mind does not come about through effort, through control, through discipline.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#11. It was almost May. I knew that New York was getting warm now, that London was wet, that Rome was hot
and I was on Vieques, where it was always hot and where New York and London and Rome were just names on a map.

Hunter S. Thompson

#12. The trouble with poetry is it's often written to the sound of a drum only the poet may hear; nonetheless, blessed are those poets who always manage to find unshakeable pleasure in their own works.

Criss Jami

#13. The Gays have not only come out of the closet, but they have managed somehow to put us into it.

Charles Bukowski

#14. Not real can tell us about real.

Margaret Atwood

#15. By looking at the questions the kids are asking, we learn the scope of what needs to be done.

Buffy Sainte-Marie

#16. People in Scotland don't take too kindly to being lectured by a Tory Chancellor.

Nicola Sturgeon

#17. I would try and sing along with bands that I like but it sounded so atrocious that I couldn't.

Joaquin Phoenix

#18. I have found by experience that they who have spent all their lives in cities contract not only an effeminacy of habit, but of thinking.

Oliver Goldsmith

#19. Think about it. If it's taking pictures, it's not a cellphone. If it has a McDonald's app to tell you where McDonald's is based on your GPS location, that's not a cellphone. If you can get Wikipedia or go to Google, that's not a cellphone.

Newt Gingrich