Quotes About Box Of Chocolates

#1. Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books

Dick Van Dyke

#2. The best moment for a box of chocolates was before you bit into one. Once you knew it was coconut, the magic was over.

Diane Hammond

#3. Teen problem novels? I can go through them like a box of chocolates. And there are fantasy books out now that need a lot more editing. Fantasy got to be so popular that people began to think 'We don't need to be as diligent with the razor blade,' but they do.

Tamora Pierce

#4. She hadn't had many lovers but the men she'd been with in the past had convinced her that sex was like a box of chocolates - you never knew what you were going to get when you went to bed with a man. And

Evangeline Anderson

#5. Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing.

Jana Deleon

#6. Life is like a box of chocolates, you fill your body with toxins,
And amoxicillin and penicillin to cure your illness.
But in realness? These medical companies will get you monthly
Prescribing me pills that make me ill, just to comfort me.

Termanology

#7. I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.
I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

Uncle Kracker

#8. Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.

Winston Groom

#9. Funny people, the Swiss," he said. "While the rest of us hide our sins, they stuff theirs with liqueur, wrap them in silver paper, add a ribbon, and sell them at the price of gold. The prefect has just sent me a huge box of chocolates from Zurich,

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#10. A box of chocolates is the wrapped equivalent of a shrug. You may as well not bother.

Matthew Crow

#11. Life is like a box of chocolates, loaded with surprises, some delightful and some downright disagreeable. The yummy ones, of course, are easy to swallow, but the yucky ones are sometimes hard to stomach.

Tammy Bennett

#12. My grandmother say you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas. A hard head makes a soft behind. Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.

Cupcake Brown

#13. Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

Bill Maher

#14. One German officer lived in the house opposite ours. He had a room with the Kahn family. They said he was a charming man - calm, likable, polite, and sympathetic. Three days after he moved in he brought Madame Kahn a box of chocolates. The optimists rejoiced.

Elie Wiesel

#15. A man should be more original than a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates. Flowers die and sugar sticks to your hips like a permanent record to a criminal.

Dannika Dark

#16. Live is like a box of chocolates, we are all just waiting for a hungry hand to come down and grab us and eat us
!!!!

Sunshine

#17. I inherited my weight problem from my mum. She was always on diets. If there was a box of chocolates in the house, she'd eat half a chocolate, then put the other half back. She loved me, but she did encourage me to diet in my teens.

Lesley Nicol

#18. It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.

Graham Greene

#19. When I feel that I'm going to write a detective story, I buy a five pound box of chocolates and a ream of paper. When the candy is all gone and the paper all used up, I know that the book is long enough.

Carolyn Wells

#20. Life is not like a box of chocolates, because unlike life, chocolate is good.

Ayah

#21. I did get Tom Hanks to say, Life is just a box of chocolates.

James Lipton

#22. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.

Leah Broadby

#23. There were some days that deserved to be drowned at birth and everyone sent back to bed with a hot brandy, a box of chocolates and a warm, energetic companion. Today was without question one of those days.

Diana Pharaoh Francis

#24. Let me just say it: Bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.

Hans Bauer

#25. So, there you have it, you get up and go to school, thinking it's just another ordinary day and the next thing you know, something totally unexpected happens! Life's like that. I guess it's like Forrest Gump said about the box of chocolates-you just never know what you're going to get!

Melody Carlson

#26. Life is like a box of chocolates.

Winston Groom

#27. I ran through the manuscript in the space of a day, much as one might pick compulsively at a box of chocolates. It was simply too provocative to put down. Has the potential of being highly influential inside the field and among an informed public.

Baruch Halpern

#28. Life is just a Box of Chocolates.

James Lipton

#29. You're like a box of chocolates with the menu missing - the card that tells you what they are. I never know what I'm going to get with you: a soft, creamy centre, something chewy, or an explosion of alcohol.

Linda Gillard

#30. New Rule: This Valentine's Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.

Bill Maher

#31. Books like a box of chocolates; each one sweet and unique!

Pamela Tomlin

#32. Ah, it's too hard to pick a favorite president. It really is. It's like picking your favorite from a box of chocolates - I love all of them.

Mitt Romney

#33. His straight face was disrupted by a smile that disappeared almost as quickly as a box of chocolates in my kitchen.

Katherine Bayless

#34. Life is like a box of chocolates: You get through what little actual good stuff there is right away, then you constantly fool yourself into believing there's still something good in whatever's left.

James Rozoff

#35. Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get.

Anonymous

#36. My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.

Alicia Silverstone