Bowel Movements Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 16 famous quotes and sayings about bowel movements to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 16 Quotes About Bowel Movements

#1. In a man whose reasoning powers are good, fallacious arguments are evidence of bias. - Author: Bertrand Russell
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#2. Sometimes we have to dig a little deeper, to reach a little higher. - Author: A.C. Anderson
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#3. Internet safety begins at home and that is why my legislation would require the Federal Trade Commission to design and publish a unique website to serve as a clearinghouse and resource for parents, teachers and children for information on the dangers of surfing the Internet. - Author: Mike Fitzpatrick
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#4. Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. - Author: Anne Sexton
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#5. You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. - Author: Jack Black
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#6. I respect so much the work that so many women do but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day. - Author: Jamie Lee Curtis
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#7. Some of the indicators of a properly functioning GI tract include having two bowel movements a day, feeling good after eating, sleeping soundly, having energy throughout the day, and experiencing no extreme mood swings or food cravings. - Author: Teri Arranga
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#8. Testing stools for C. diff in patients after they have finished their Flagyl or Vanco for 10 days and after their bowel movements have returned to normal (that is, formed and not watery) is a waste of time and money, and is not helpful to the doctor or patient. - Author: J. Thomas LaMont
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#9. First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. - Author: Gore Vidal
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#10. And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once a day if you are in good health, while it is not easy to make love every day. So finally, the pleasure is longer-lasting and more frequent than the other. - Author: Guy Fournier
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#11. We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success. - Author: Arianna Huffington
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#12. We can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens! - Author: Poul Anderson
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#13. Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. - Author: Howard Stern
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#14. When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. - Author: William S. Burroughs
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#15. It will be alright. - Author: Katherine Hannigan
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#16. Training records become a barometer of accomplishment and a roadmap for further progress. - Author: Craig Cecil
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