Quotes About Bonking

#1. What is your name?" asked Lear.
Caius," said Kent.
And whence do you hail?"
From Bonking, sire."
Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

Christopher Moore

#2. Just think of me as the shoe fairy." Then he acted like he was bonking me on the head with an imaginary magic wand, "Make your own good memories in those shoes." I gaped for a second, and then he winked at me. I couldn't help it, so I smiled at him and then turned to Indy.

Kristen Ashley

#3. Oh, hello there, my name's Ozzy Osbourne, and I've been bonking groupies for a couple of months, and I think my knob might be about to fall off, would you mind terribly giving me a shot of penicillin to make sure my missus doesn't get whatever I've got?

Anonymous

#4. The endless bonking was exhausting me.

Joan Collins

#5. If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#6. Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#7. C. S. Lewis, who was once described by a friend as a man in love with the imagination, believed that a complacent acceptance of the status quo reflects more than a failure of nerve.

C.S. Lewis

#8. If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#9. Whilst shooting think of nothing else; brace the whole of the body; have both hands on the stick; concentrate on your ring sight.

Adolph Malan

#10. The future begins today.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#11. Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

Michael Bassey Johnson

#12. You are an arrogant bastard. (Thanatos)
No, not an arrogant bastard. I'm nothing but a piece of shit who touched a star. Now I'm the son of a bitch who's going to put you out of your misery. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#13. Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day
And make me travel forth without my cloak,
To let base clouds o'ertake me in my way,
Hiding they brav'ry in their rotten smoke?

William Shakespeare

#14. Her eyes melted and ran like butter. Gehirn ignited with concussive force.

Michael R. Fletcher

#15. When hope makes friends With patience, Hope will be able To live indefinitely.

Sri Chinmoy

#16. Luck? If the roof fell in and Diz (Dean) was sitting in the middle of the room, everybody else would be buried and a gumdrop would fall in his mouth.

Leo Durocher