Quotes About Birthday Suits

#1. Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

Jerry Lawler

#2. Every man is an infinitely repelling orb, and holds his individual being on that condition.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3. One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries

A.A. Milne

#4. I will clear for you a way and a path. Stay close to me. I hold the lantern, dispelling your anxiety. I am your chosen path.

Julia Cameron

#5. This benign property of his prose is not, one hopes, to be attributed to the reason noticed by the eccentric du Garbandier, who said 'the beauty of reading a page of de Selby is that it leads one inescapably to the happy conviction that one is not, of all nincompoops, the greatest'.

Flann O'Brien

#6. Let there be no hesitations, no regrets, no compromises - they are at once cowardly and vain.

Nikki Gemmell

#7. I can assure you, that the gallant hearts that throb beneath its sacred folds, will only be content, when this glorious banner is planted first and foremost in the coming struggle for our independence.

John B. Hood

#8. I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible.

Courtney Robertson

#9. I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain.

Alyxandria Harvey

#10. Obama has had two raging successes in his term: He has slashed unemployment by persuading millions to give up hope and leave the labor force; and He has cut illegal immigration by casting the United States into a permanent job shortage. Some achievements!

Dick Morris

#11. Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

Johnny Carson

#12. Sometimes I don't even know why I'm writing what I'm writing...
I'm just following these people around and taking notes.

P. Anastasia

#13. Wherever a ray of solar light can reach, man can reach.

Samael Aun Weor

#14. In Fargo, they say, well, that's a job. How well do you get paid? For example, for this book I was written about in Entertainment Weekly, and it was kind of cool because my mom asked me if Entertainment Weekly was a magazine or a newspaper.

Chuck Klosterman

#15. Principles are what allow you to live a life consistent with those values. Principles connect your values to your actions.

Ray Dalio

#16. I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook.

Nicola Sturgeon