Quotes About Biology Funny

#1. Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:
It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe.

Jonas Salk

#2. The whole universe is only the self with variations, one tune made bearable by variations. Sometimes there are discords, but they only make the subsequent harmony more perfect.

Swami Vivekananda

#3. Love is in the greenwood, dawn is in the skies, And Marian is waiting with a glory in her eyes.

Alfred Noyes

#4. It's so funny the world we live in now. The years where you are most fertile, those are also the fertile years for career and personal growth. And so you're not encouraged to get pregnant in your 20s. But the 30s are when the biology kind of has you by the ovaries, so to speak.

Staceyann Chin

#5. Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Stephen Colbert

#6. It's funny but when young people say to me "what can I study to be a force for change, should I study law or biology or business?" My answer is music, drama, journalism, communications.

Paul Watson

#7. The Street Epistemologist is a philosopher and a fighter. She has savvy and street smarts that come from the school of hard knocks. She relentlessly helps others by tearing down falsehoods about whatever enshrined "truths" enslave us.

Peter Boghossian

#8. The funny thing is if in England, you ask a man in the street who the greatest living Darwinian is, he will say Richard Dawkins. And indeed, Dawkins has done a marvelous job of popularizing Darwinism. But Dawkins' basic theory of the gene being the object of evolution is totally non-Darwinian.

Ernst W. Mayr

#9. What's that old cowboy saying? Never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a man who couldn't be throwed.

John Dunning

#10. I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

Scott Westerfeld

#11. Magic is in her just as it is in Dickon," said Colin. "It makes her think of ways to do things - nice things.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#12. certain things. It comes when you think certain

Robin S. Sharma

#13. I was not a great ballhandler. I just worked very hard at it, and I got to be a good ballhandler-a competent ballhandler-but never a great ballhandler.

Jerry West

#14. I had no illusions about my role. Prince Charming with a price tag. I was the fantasy lover and like all fantasies, I vanished before dawn.

Jane Harvey-Berrick

#15. I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

Mike Myers

#16. But I'll never be one of those women who feel that they always have to wear earrings and aren't properly dressed without them.

Jennifer Garner

#17. Whoever aims publicly at great things and at length perceives secretly that he is too weak to achieve them, has usually also insufficient strength to renounce his aims publicly, and then inevitably becomes a hypocrite.

Friedrich Nietzsche