Quotes About Being Smacked

#1. I hate it when she does that. There's nothing more humiliating than being smacked by your crazy mother in front of your friends.

Susan Ee

#2. Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet ... it's a tuba among the flutes.

Mary Ann Shaffer

#3. Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.

Lawrence Durrell

#4. I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

Bill Bailey

#5. Ten feet to my left, Sadie smacked a vulture with her staff. The bird exploded into white sand. Annabeth jogged toward us, giving me one of those annoyed expressions like, If you get yourself killed, I'm going to murder you. Carter, being invisible, was nowhere to be seen.

Rick Riordan

#6. The law of the harvest is inexorable (impossible to stop or prevent) . As we sow, so shall we reap.

Hugh B. Brown

#7. My doctors say I am very healthy.

Ehud Olmert

#8. I remember as a kid being asked if I was Jewish or Irish. I said, like the glib little 15-year-old I was, 'You can be both.' Feeling very pleased with myself. Before they smacked me.

Lenny Abrahamson

#9. You ask my love completest,
As strong next year as now,
The devil take you, sweetest,
Ere I make aught such vow.
Life is a masque that changes,
A fig for constancy!
No love at all were better,
Than love which is not free.

Ernest Dowson

#10. Mind telling me what's so funny?" he asked as he spooned beans onto their plates. "Nothing." Lorelai avoided looking at Kol. "Then if nothing is funny, you two can stop grinning at each other like village idiots and start eating your dinner. I imagine tomorrow will be another difficult day." And

C.J. Redwine

#11. I love you to insanity. I'm not even sure if it's a good thing.' - Duke

Stephanie Witter

#12. Developing a relationship with someone you admire, who can encourage you to reach your full potential, is something that everyone can benefit from.

Mandy Moore

#13. Thats the worst thing, I don't really care if people say I'm a bad actor, I can like work on that, but if they just say that he's ugly thats just like oh.. really?

Robert Pattinson

#14. There is a psychic cost children bear when they grow up in fear.

John Niven

#15. My heart ached inside me, torn between wanting to stop and wishing the would go on forever

Maggie Stiefvater

#16. My favorite color is purple. I have a huge velvet purple comforter on my bed.

Meredith Brooks

#17. I would say the three stages of making a film are the initial 'are we gonna do this,' 'how much will I be paid,' is there a lot of nights, who's it going to be with? The second stage of doing a film is how much fun your going to have doing it. The third stage is was the film a hit?

Steve Martin