Quotes About Bartenders

#1. Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody.

Aziz Ansari

#2. Watched as they flashed clips of people dancing, bartenders fixing whatever drink was en vogue, and a montage of interviews with delighted patrons. Maybe I really should try going out, it looks like fun ... but drunk people always look like they're having a good time.

Amber Lynn Natusch

#3. She(Pam) said you had a habit of killing the bartenders of Fangtasia," Felicia said, her lovely doe eyes wide
with amazement. "She said I must come to beg your mercy. But you just seem like a human, to me.

Charlaine Harris

#4. My brother and I worked in eight bars as the brother bartenders.

Dean Winters

#5. I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and gunmakers are responsible for criminals' acts, and nobody is responsible for O. J. Simpson's acts, something is wrong.

Charlton Heston

#6. In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

Zach Braff

#7. Booksellers are the bartenders of the reading world. People share thoughts and interests they keep private from others in their lives.

Victor LaValle

#8. I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk. They could probably make some fugitive spill the beans.

Joelle Carter

#9. I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

Todd Barry

#10. Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the reverse? ("Novelty")

John Crowley

#11. There are few professions whose primary objective is to advance the cause of humanity rather than simply to make money or accrue power. Among this limited group of humanitarians I would number teachers, nurses, bookstore owners, and bartenders.

Jack McDevitt

#12. In point of fact, most witches probably know more about liquor and how to properly drink it than many ancient and knowledgeable bartenders.

Melinda Bardon

#13. Bartenders overhear the best stories

Samantha Young

#14. He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.

Joseph Mitchell

#15. Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us
not to mention our crockery and our woolens!

Aristophanes

#16. You know who invented the twist, right?" asked the man next to him. "It was John D. Rockefeller. He was a germophobe, and citrus was a natural disinfectant, so Rockefeller always asked his bartenders to run a lemon peel around the rim of his glass.

Elin Hilderbrand

#17. Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.
Dancing Bear

James Crumley

#18. There is no good or bad without us, there is only perception. There is the event itself and the story we tell ourselves about what it means.

Ryan Holiday

#19. Sophara scrawled orders on a slate and handed it to one of the libationarians, whose encyclopedic knowledge of the contents and locations of all the bottles kept the bar running.

Scott Lynch

#20. The church didn't know what to do with Ray Charles or Al Green. And so they were kind of ostracized.

LeCrae

#21. I think women want to take care of themselves, and I think having a voice in how that is done is very important.

Madeleine Albright

#22. Great love, great life.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#23. Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? 'Cause he had problems.

Bernie Mac

#24. Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Gary Busey

#25. I try to keep my religion and politics separate. But I do prefer my stunts on Sundays. "I know you have a lot to worry about during the week, Jesus, but can you just watch over me, keep me alive, that day?"

Steve Trotter

#26. The man of science is nothing if not a poet gone wrong.

George Meredith

#27. My absence was gradual, until one day it was complete.

Miguel Syjuco