Top 37 Quotes About Baldness
#1. Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Matthew Arnold
#2. With his eyes squinted to slits, Donny reminds me of Clint Eastwood, if Clint Eastwood were eight inches shorter, thirty pounds heavier, less good-looking, with male-pattern baldness, and badly scarred.
Dean Koontz
#3. Doctors troubleshoot the human body - they never got a chance to debug it. (It took God one day to design, prototype, and release that product; talk about schedule pressure! I guess we can forgive priority-two bugs like bunions and male pattern baldness.)
David J. Agans
#4. This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Pauline Kael
#5. According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.
Federico Fellini
#6. It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families.
Lemony Snicket
#7. We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going to earn us any praise, that life is not going to pin a medal on us for recognizing and enduring our own vanity or egoism or baldness or our potbelly.
Sandor Marai
#8. Even baldness, when it is only baldness over the forehead (as in his case), is rather becoming than not in a man, for it heightens the head and adds to the intelligence of the face.
Wilkie Collins
#9. When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.
Christopher Hitchens
#10. The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.
Gail Porter
#11. It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
#12. Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance
Munia Khan
#13. Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things
Evo Morales
#14. There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don Herold
#15. Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Johnny Vegas
#16. There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
Logan Pearsall Smith
#17. It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.
[Lat., Stultum est in luctu capillum sibi evellere, quasi calvito maeror levaretur.]
Marcus Tullius Cicero
#18. atop his head a goofy skin cap simulating baldness and fringed with shoulder-length scraggle.
Jonathan Kellerman
#19. You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.
Jeremy Hardy
#20. And the sins of the Eastern father shall be visited upon the Western sons. Often taking their time, stored up in the genes like baldness or testicular carcinoma, but sometimes on the very same day.
Zadie Smith
#21. Until woman as she is can drive this plastic spectre out of her own and her man's imagination she will continue to apologize and disguise herself, while accepting her male's pot-belly, wattles, bad breath, farting, stubble, baldness and other ugliness without complaint.
Germaine Greer
#22. Just as welfare was said to "cause poverty," the experts may soon announce that Medicare causes baldness and that Social Security is a risk factor for osteoporosis: the correlations are undeniable.
Barbara Ehrenreich
#23. I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.
Greg Proops
#24. Intolerance is the 'Do Not Touch' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.
Eric Hoffer
#25. Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it's life-changing.
Laini Taylor
#26. And, as I mused, the years fell away, hair sprouted on the vast steppes of my head, where never hair has been almost within the memory of man.
P.G. Wodehouse
#27. The cabin of a small yacht is truly a wonderful thing; not only will it shelter you from a tempest, but from the other troubles in life, it is a safe retreat.
Lewis Francis Herreshoff
#28. Being a professional writer is not an easy way to make a living.
Tracy Kidder
#29. I can't think of anything worse than trying to schmooze someone with the idea that you're an actor.
Aaron Johnson
#30. Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men are sexy, chocolate is the best medicine, BIG books are better, cats secretly rule the planet, and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#32. Man and other civilized animals are the only creatures that ever become dirty.
John Muir
#33. The best remedy for dryness of spirit, is to picture ourselves as beggars in the presence of God and the Saints, and like a beggar, to go first to one saint, then to another, to ask a spiritual alms of them with the same earnestness as a poor fellow in the streets would ask an alms of us.
Philip Neri
#35. The two brothers looked so alike now and their faces seemed to ripple under the weight of powerful emotions. Hatred, love, violence and fear. The crowd stepped back to form a circle, as though they might be caught between falling buildings.
Peadar O'Guilin
#36. If I had all the money in the world, I don't think I'd want to be in the studio for longer.
Lisa Hannigan
