Quotes About Bald Guys

#1. Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

Dana Gould

#2. It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

Christopher Moore

#3. He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Christopher Moore

#4. Are you calling me stupid?"says Emby.
"I think I just did."
Hayden laughs. "Hey, the Mouth Breather's right-unwinding does help people. If it wasn't for unwinding, there would be bald guys again-and wouldn't that be horrible?

Neal Shusterman

#5. You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys.

Michael Hogan

#6. One thing I learned in '97, when I thought the right time to found a company was during a swing-up, is that it's much better to start during an economic downturn. Partnerships are easier; hiring is easier; and the competition starts later.

Reid Hoffman

#7. Work is a means to fulfill your heavenly mandate

Sunday Adelaja

#8. Calmly take what ill betideth; Patience wins the crown at length: Rich repayment him abideth Who endures in quiet strength. Brave the tamer of the lion; Brave whom conquered kingdoms praise; Bravest he who rules his passions, Who his own impatience sways.

Johann Gottfried Herder

#9. If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine.

Andrew Jackson

#10. I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

Ernest Cline

#11. Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of the mouths of people whose eyes tell the story in visual terms.

Alfred Hitchcock

#12. All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.

Moby

#13. Trade helps bring us products cheaply, but there is no guarantee whatsoever to assume that it will allow us to replace the jobs that have been lost, and there is no mechanism under productivity that says that, either.

Tim Bishop

#14. Anger can be a bitterness that devours your soul while righteous indignation is morally driven, it's ethically driven.

Cornel West

#15. The early sense of self-similarity as an organizing principle came from the limitations on the human experience of scale.

James Gleick

#16. I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

Moby

#17. No, you're just old. You've seen everything." "Not so old that I can't still kick your ass, girl," Gwyn said.

S.M. Reine