Quotes About Baked Goods

#1. The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself.

Lilith Saintcrow

#2. What's insane is a ten percent levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary war began on less than two percent. How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage? We must do something.

Ichabod

#3. I'm not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me?

R.L. Mathewson

#4. A general guideline when eating at a fast-food restaurant is to avoid anything fried. You also want to avoid chips, packaged candy, baked goods such as donuts, and other high-starch or high-sugar foods that contain saturated fat, trans fat, and additives.

Bob Harper

#5. I try to eat on the healthier side, but baked goods are hard to resist. I just love sweet things.

Lindsey Vonn

#6. Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!"
--The Tick

Ben Edlund

#7. While eating gluten-free may help you lose weight initially because it eliminates baked goods, one has to be smart when choosing replacement options because the gluten-free versions often have the same number of calories.

Marcus Samuelsson

#8. I sighed. What was the use? How could I compete with thousands of free samples? This street fair was supposed to be my way to attract more customers, to get the word out that I had the best baked goods in town, and I couldn't even get anyone to stop and try them. "Hey there," a kind voice called

Stacey Alabaster

#9. It takes at least three assassination attempts to scare me off. And even then, if there are baked goods involved, I might come back.

Victoria Schwab

#10. Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

Erma Bombeck

#11. When art calls, you have to follow it. It doesn't happen often, so take the opportunity when it strikes. In all reality, what I do is art. I do create fabulous pieces of decorative baked goods.

A.M. Willard

#12. If I'm going to have baked goods in the morning, the rule is that I have to make them myself.

Jenny Slate

#13. More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.

Victoria Schwab

#14. Delicious baked goods were the great work hostility equalizer, no matter how unorthodox the workplace.

Molly Harper

#15. Benji, book club isn't about the book. It's about women getting together to talk about our lives with an assortment of baked goods nearby. And wine. But don't you worry, it's okay if I skip one." "What are you talking

Jenny Lee

#16. You can find trans fat in baked goods and packaged products that do not have an expiration date.

Maria Bella

#17. I live with fellow speed skaters and National Team members Heather Richardson, Sugar Todd and Mitch Whitmore, and Sugar lives up to her name. She spoils our household with baked goods, and not just at Christmastime.

Brittany Bowe

#18. If there was one thing we shared, thanks to our upbringing in an ATI-aware household, it was the knowledge that the sudden smell of mysterious baked goods never meant anything good for anybody.

Seanan McGuire

#19. Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Dov Davidoff

#20. In no particular order: baked goods, Colin Farrell's eyebrows, and the thighs of rugby players everywhere. And to the city of Edinburgh, where a love story was born.

L. H. Cosway

#21. Well, you know, when you go into a restaurant, one of the scariest things is the wine list, so whenever I'm really feeling intimidated, I'll just pick a wine type, like a Chianti or Brunello or a Burgundy, and I'll pick a year that's missing and ask for that one.

Alton Brown

#22. For loves lawe is out of reule.

John Gower

#23. I don't know if you're married, but sometimes there are times where one is really together with their partner. And then there are times when you're both just in your own thing, but you're there together.

Kyra Sedgwick

#24. Biography is the falsest of the arts.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#25. Yes, and I'm sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

Suzanne Collins

#26. Sometimes we're only born to die, my dear. But if that is what you're destined for - to die - then embrace it and don't be afraid when it comes

K. Weikel

#27. Just because something is valuable doesn't mean that we need it.

Elle Luna

#28. Steal not this book, my worthy friend,
For fear the gallows will be your end;
Up the ladder, and down the rope,
There you'll hang until you choke;
Then I'll come along and say -
'Where's that book you stole away?

Jen Campbell

#29. I'm truly, truly boring! I don't change. If people know me, I have not changed.

Donna Karan

#30. People don't usually compliment your character.

Taylor Swift

#31. Eve: "Where's Mister Scary?"
Roarke: "Summerset has the night off."
Eve: "You mean the house is Summerset-free? Damn shame we have to waste it with work.

J.D. Robb

#32. You know, back in the day, when a guy saved a Princess's life, she would reward him with a kiss ...

Amanda Hocking

#33. An understanding of the natural world and what's in it is a source of not only a great curiosity but great fulfillment.

David Attenborough