Quotes About Bad Farts

#1. Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.

Helen Landalf

#2. I'm afraid that if I show you everything at once, it will overwhelm you, and you'll run away.

Kiera Cass

#3. Everything I say about [writing] battles applies equally well in the boudoir.

Chris Humphreys

#4. I've spent so long on some paintings that I no longer know what to think of them, and I am definitely getting harder to please; nothing satisfies me ...

Claude Monet

#5. Anyone can see that he's bad," said Marcus, speaking calmly, "but we've splinted it, we've wrapped it, and I can drug him so hard he'll think he's flying home on a magical gumdrop rainbow. You could get high on his farts." "Patterson

Dan Wells

#6. Most mainstream male fiction is littered with heroines, and female characters are basically so great, you want to fall in love with them.

Iain Banks

#7. A thought must tell at once, or not at all.

William Hazlitt

#8. I've never outgrown that feeling of mild pride, of acceptance, when children take your hand.

Ian McEwan

#9. Maybe if we focused on being light & less on the dark, we might actually see things change.

Michael M. Rose

#10. Domestic violence was a way of life in my home growing up, my brother and I watched helplessly numerous times as my mother was beaten and knocked unconscious while we dialed 911.

Troy Vincent

#11. Although he, like all people, secretely enjoyed the smell of his own farts, the smell of his shit was somethig else. It was so bad as to seem evil in a moral way.

Jonathan Franzen