Top 61 Quotes About Bachelors
#1. Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side.
Herman Melville
#2. We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.
Anton Chekhov
#3. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
#4. I'd love to do a musical actually. My background is in music. I have a bachelors in music. I thought that I was going to be a composer, long ago when I first started. So it was amazingly fun to do those two routines in the film.
Ivan Reitman
#5. The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.
George Jean Nathan
#6. In the 1940s, about 20% of people in the U.S. had graduated from high school, but less than 5% continued their education to get bachelors' degrees or higher.
Peter Diamandis
#7. Bachelors of forty are society's stray cats. We are taken in by households and fed and made a fuss of;
Robert Harris
#8. [Bachelors'] approach to gastronomy is basically sexual, since few of them under seventy-nine will bother to produce a good meal unless it is for a pretty woman.
M.F.K. Fisher
#9. While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#10. I'll be honest. We copied everyone ... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you.
Maurice Gibb
#11. Saint Guy of Anderlecht was the tenth-century Belgian saint of animals, stables, workhorses, and bachelors.
Edmund White
#12. Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.
George Bernard Shaw
#13. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H.L. Mencken
#14. The ranks of society are once again filled with Ambitious Mamas, whose
only aim is to
see their Darling Daughters married off to Determined Bachelors
Julia Quinn
#15. People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried ...
Jilly Cooper
#16. Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Thomas Fuller
#17. Get your associates as fast as you can and then get a bachelors."
"I don't want that. I want to work in TV."
"Trust me, Laura. You'd be happier if you were an accountant.
Teresa Lo
#18. I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible bachelors, but he's the rock star, so let him get married first; then I'll think about myself.
Yuvraj Singh
#19. Flowers so strictly belong to youth, that we adult men soon come to feel, that their beautiful generations concern not us: we havehad our day; now let the children have theirs. The flowers jilt us, and we are old bachelors with our ridiculous tenderness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20. I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting.
Brenton Thwaites
#21. Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.
Wilkie Collins
#22. Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
Edward Lear
#23. Many who are self-taught far excel the doctors, masters, and bachelors of the most renowned universities.
Ludwig Von Mises
#24. Rabbit and Owl are aging bachelors whose respective megalomania and fussiness are tempered only by their mutual friendship, of which the less said, the better.
Frederick C. Crews
#25. One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.
Orson Scott Card
#26. The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
Tommy Chong
#27. Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.
Louis Gustave Vapereau
#28. The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
#29. I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
George Eliot
#30. Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining.
Mark Kennedy
#31. The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#32. Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands.
Honore De Balzac
#33. Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
Oscar Wilde
#34. Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they have failed to return the compliment.
Desmond Morris
#35. The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.
Samuel Richardson
#36. Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
Nicolas Chamfort
#37. Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.
Jilly Cooper
#38. If we women did not love you for your defects, where would you all be? Not one of you would ever be married. You would be a set of unfortunate bachelors. Not, however, that that would alter you much.
Oscar Wilde
#39. Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore; full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like birds and beasts, promiscuously they join.
Alexander Pope
#40. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
#41. Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson
#42. As for his wife, he bowed to her, as some husbands do to their wives, but in a way that bachelors will never comprehend, until a very extensive code is published on conjugal life.
Alexander Dumas
#43. Ever since the infamous quiz show scandals of the 1950s, the feds had insisted that TV game shows be honest - or that at least they didn't cheat. So as a 'Dating Game' bachelor, I didn't know what I was going to be asked. The other bachelors and I were required to concoct our answers in real time.
Seth Shostak
#44. My dad didn't want me to go for drama in school, so I chose the closest thing to it and got a bachelors degree in Communications at the Manhattan College.
Daniella Alonso
#45. They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.
Stephen King
#46. Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.
Nora Ephron
#48. You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted.
Bill Murray
#49. Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.
Aristotle.
#50. Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris
#51. A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
L. S. Lowry
#53. During the years he was never sick, except of course for the chronic indigestion which was universal, and still is, with men who live alone, cook for themselves, and eat in solitude.
John Steinbeck
#54. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Stephen Hawking
#55. It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.
Pete Townshend
#57. To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar
Bangambiki Habyarimana
#59. I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party
Bruce Willis
#61. Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?
Dana Gould
