Quotes About Babysitting

#1. I'm stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me."
I'm not hitting on you," he protested.
No?"
Believe me, you'd know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.

Nicholas Sparks

#2. Get killed when I'm not babysitting, Lieutenant Kelly barked. They

James S.A. Corey

#3. What I would hope to do is painting, because I don't think I'm qualified for anything else. My last job would be babysitting, so I don't think Starbucks would even hire me.

Kristin Bauer Van Straten

#4. Mellon is thirteen," Raisa said. "I hope you have experience babysitting, Micah, because you're going to need it. Assuming the Demonai don't assassinate you first. Married at thirteen, widowed at fourteen. Poor Mellony.

Cinda Williams Chima

#5. K to 12 is partly about babysitting the kids so the parents can do other things.

Bill Gates

#6. I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting.

Grace Gummer

#7. I hang around kids so people will assume when I act like one it's because I'm babysitting.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#8. I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

Tig Notaro

#9. All of my friends were doing babysitting jobs. I wanted money without the job.

Adam Horowitz

#10. So you're thinking about babysitting. You love kids, you need the cash, and you've got a little free time.

Halley Bondy

#11. I'm not saying all seniors should be running a city or running a business, but I am saying seniors are good for a lot more than simply running a bath, baking cookies or babysitting grandchildren.

Hazel McCallion

#12. I got a job as soon as I could - 11 or 12. I started babysitting and then I got a part-time job at a pharmacy in England. I just remember loving the feeling of going out and buying my own clothes! I'd go bargain-hunting and get secondhand vintage stuff.

Natasha Bedingfield

#13. Gabriel: Bethany lacks understanding about the ways of the world. She still has much to learn and that makes her vulnerable."
Beth: "Do you have to make me sound like a full-time babysitting project?"
Xavier: "I happen to be an experienced babysitter. I can show you my resume if you'd like.

Alexandra Adornetto

#14. My sister was always very motherly, babysitting and stuff.

Zooey Deschanel

#15. I'm a lot older than my little brothers and sister, so I think I grew up babysitting them.

Josh Hartnett

#16. Rusty, Dad needs to work and I'm going out, so you're babysitting."
"I like that word," Rusty said, settling down for a nap. "Come, babies. Let us sit together.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#17. I told somebody once, 'You don't want the Herschel that plays football ... babysitting your child. When I am competing, I am a totally different person.'

Herschel Walker

#18. Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.

Jane Fonda

#19. Granana lives on the other side of the island. She's eighty-four, I'm twelve, and Wallow's fourteen, so it's a little ambiguous as to who's babysitting whom.

Karen Russell

#20. I covered my eyes with my hand. Please don't let it be what I think it is. "It isn't babysitting again, is it?" I asked in a squeaky voice. Oh dear, please don't let him hear what I'd said.

Millicent Ashby

#21. He tossed her over his shoulder and stalked back to the bedroom.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"I've had enough babysitting duty. It's time for some grownup action.

Terry Spear

#22. I was babysitting the night High School Musical premiered last year. I watched with the kids and we sang along to the lyrics. I was making $12 an hour.

Monique Coleman

#23. It's more along the lines of raising a child: we train the system to a certain range of behaviors that we find most useful. But then we let it go, because we don't want to have to be babysitting it the whole time.

Kevin Kelly

#24. Looks like I'll be the one babysitting you all. (Jericho)
It's okay, sweetie. I make a mean Band-aid. (Delphine)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#25. I did babysit a little bit when I was young. I prefer babysitting for babies. I always loved babies. I was not as great with kids that wanted to be entertained and that wanted to talk.

Ari Graynor

#26. My job is not babysitting people; my job is focusing on making the best band I possibly can.

Jerry Only

#27. Whatever the explanation, it's perfectly obvious that our educational system has nothing to do with education: it's a babysitting service designed to replicate the worst qualities of the parents.

Stephen R. Donaldson

#28. It's not babysitting," Adne protested. "I haven't had to spank you once, which is a shame.

Andrea Cremer

#29. You're my escort?"
Devon shrugged. "The Big Guy tells you to do something, you do it, even if it means babysitting a bratty little human girl who calls playing with glue an art."
I reached over and smacked him.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#30. I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I'm their godfather, and that's one of my greatest pleasures in life, just picking them up from school and hanging out with them.

Matthew Perry

#31. I come from a working-class family, and I've been working since I was 13, from babysitting to blueberry picking to factory work to bookstore work. And of course, being a mother and homemaker, the hardest work of all.

Patti Smith

#32. I had a slight feeling of babysitting as we walked soberly along together using all our old phrases, making all our old jokes, not quite feeling all our old fondness.

Ben Dolnick

#33. It feels like I'm babysitting in the Twilight Zone. I keep waiting for the parents to show up because we are out of chips and diet cokes.

Anne Lamott

#34. It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who thinks he's a leprechaun, and I'm rescuing a has-been horse. The least you could do I grab my ass once in a while.

Janet Evanovich

#35. I was supposed to be babysitting an eighteen-year-old blind, rich kid, and he locked himself in a closet! Honestly.

Renee Carter

#36. I still have my same babysitting job, I babysit twice a week.

Lana Del Rey

#37. I was always the frugal kid growing up because I was saving for college. Or I was always that kid that was like, 'I'm going to save my babysitting money so I can eat an expensive dinner when I go to Europe.'

Shailene Woodley

#38. I babysat kids in a ShopRite, which is a grocery store. They had a babysitting center so that parents could bring their children while they shopped. It was awful. I also was not very good at keeping the kids calm.

Kate Micucci

#39. When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

J. B. Smoove

#40. Miguel: We've only gone over 100x! Mika: K - gonna roc!! Billy: Glad ur babysitting, dumbass. U know how 2 shoot, right? Mika: Screw u! Kevin: Cut the crap - stay focused treat us like animals we'll show them animals Mika: Hear that! Miguel: Payback a bitch!

Sophie Jordan

#41. In a way, for women, marriage was like an extended babysitting gig. The woman was committing herself to coddling and watching over a grown man for the rest of her life.

Bart Hopkins

#42. Oh my god! You still have a crush on Nic don't you? That's so cute, brother! You're like Brand from Adventures in Babysitting." Miles cackles at this reference but my blood runs cold. Aubrey's pension for eighties movies has just turned me into a pedophile.

Marley Jacobs

#43. I've honestly been really lucky. My only jobs have been babysitting and acting.

Anne Hathaway

#44. In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money).
In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.

Seth Grahame-Smith

#45. He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.

Erin McCarthy

#46. Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.

Albert Collins