Quotes About Armpits

#1. Which one worse: armpits or breath? Surely, the latter; but the unwashed inferno of his crotch and ass stank worst of all. "Y'all

Kai Ashante Wilson

#2. I drift into the armpits of strangers, tasting their manic salt, and sleep to forget everything.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#3. Actually, she is squeezing me, and her armpits smell. I expect more hygiene from sane people, but I say nothing.

Cameron Jace

#4. If she's so important, why aren't you here guarding her? (Wulf) Mostly because this ain't Buffy and there's not one single Hellmouth to guard. I'm up to my armpits in Armageddon down here in New Orleans and not even I can physically be in two places at once. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.

Ryan Ross

#6. I started to get grossed out by the armpits.

Michael De Luca

#7. If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.

B.K.S. Iyengar

#8. When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.

Heather Mills

#9. He sniffed his armpits just to see if they were rank, but they weren't. Let's hear it for twenty-first century deodorant.

Lisa Marie Rice

#10. Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair.

Mie Hansson

#11. Now you're an adult, Katya! he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.

Jonathan L. Howard

#12. I get people being frightened of me. One time I did this photo shoot where I had hairy armpits - I was really digging it, but they were like, 'We'll airbrush that out.'

Bat For Lashes

#13. And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.

Madonna Ciccone

#14. He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and a bad odour will emit from his mouth and his armpits, his teeth will fall out and many other maladies will afflict him.

Maimonides

#15. It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

Ronald Reagan

#16. In the next election, can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits?

Olivia Wilde

#17. He stood in front of her and told her he'd come, not to climb her tower but to shelter it. In his clumsy way, he was like a prince who arrived with sweaty armpits and bad hair. At least I'm here, he might have said. That's better than nothing. And it was.

Cammie McGovern

#18. Bond's mind was clear again. By a miracle he had survived a devastating wound. He could feel his armpits still wet with the fear of it. But the success of his gambit with the chair had wiped out all memories of the dreadful valley of defeat through which he had just passed.

Ian Fleming

#19. Once, as he inhaled with his customary vehemence, I had a thought that made my armpits come alive.

Martin Amis

#20. Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply.

Robert L. Slater

#21. Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.

Pink

#22. Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?

Marcus Aurelius

#23. She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as she walked over to the mules. It wasn't fair that men didn't have to twist themselves into knots to pee!

Tamora Pierce

#24. I am satisfied
with my aggressive nature
as I tickle death
under the
armpits.

Charles Bukowski

#25. Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation.

Aldous Huxley

#26. People are like vegetables with armpits.

Kenta Shinohara

#27. Fame is an elastic concept, especially in a place like this, where we all know the smell of each other's armpits. - 'The Mupondawana Dancing Champion

Petina Gappah

#28. If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.

B.K.S. Iyengar

#29. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.

Katy Perry

#30. I then reached out, put my hands under his armpits and lifted him into the air. He was about as heavy as a department store mannequin. I doubt you've ever lifted one of those but you can probably guess that they're not very heavy.

David Wong

#31. Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.

Dan Jenkins

#32. Lisa's mama says all people are part of Christ's body, so some people have to be the armpits.

Karen Harrington

#33. I subscribe to Consumer Reports and as a consequence I own a first-class television set, an all but silent air conditioner and a very long lasting deodorant. My armpits never stink.

Walker Percy

#34. I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read "12 reasons not to drink coffee". I knew we would get along.

Melody Sohayegh

#35. My stormtrooper suit would chip underneath the armpits and in between the thighs. So they had to do a lot of editing for my costume and shave some areas down.

John Boyega

#36. I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.

Michelle Rodriguez

#37. Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.

Jody Gehrman

#38. Do unsavory armpits and bad breath make you angry?

Marcus Aurelius

#39. As far as Ahsoka Tano was concerned, the only thing worse than being up to her armpits in battle droids was waiting to find out just how long it would be before she was up to her armpits in battle droids.

Karen Miller

#40. Prosperity Gospel". At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation "close your eyes and see green. Money up to your armpits, a roomful of money and there you are, just tossing around in it like a swimming pool.

Reverend Ike

#41. I showered and shampooed. I even shaved the requisite legs and armpits just in case I fell in a swoon and one or the other was exposed to view. (Kinsey Millhone)

Sue Grafton

#42. When you feel a snake slither down your spine and your nipples are itchy, when your armpits tingle and your mouth is dry when you see him, that's first love.

Chloe Thurlow

#43. I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

Kate Moss

#44. I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

Scott Caan

#45. If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

Richard B. Knight

#46. She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

Joan Rivers