Quotes About Alchoholism

#1. When I get back to L.A. I'm going to buy myself a Blackberry and a slew of French-cuffed shirts. Possibly a nipple ring.

Josh Lanyon

#2. You. Killed. A. Hermit. You. Weird. Sweaty. Bastard!

Lev Grossman

#3. I think, social business is the most logical thing to do. If we had done that, we could reduce all the problems we have.

Muhammad Yunus

#4. I don't think the biggest threat to our theology is humanism or the host of world religions. Our biggest threat is cut-and-paste Christianity. If man places his faith in a god he has recreated in his own image, has he placed his faith in God at all? And if not, how can such a man be saved?

Beth Moore

#5. In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that.

Jeff Dunham

#7. Down on the West Coast I get this feeling like it all could happen.

Lana Del Rey

#8. Death was a cold and endless place. At least life served vodka.

Sonja Yoerg

#9. A true leader sticks up for his followers.

Auliq Ice

#10. I don't read much of anything online.

Daniel Clowes