Quotes About 69 Funny

#1. If you accept full responsibility for yourself, you will be released forever from expectation, resentment, blame and guilt.

Leonard Jacobson

#2. To describe externals, you become a scientist. To describe experience, you become an artist.

Timothy Leary

#3. You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

Dave Attell

#4. Leaders of all systems (Capitalism, Communism, etc.) in History claimed to serve the people. All Systems would work if the leaders meant it!

Francis Mont

#5. That's No Ordinary Girl

B.J. Neblett

#6. Spider rubs his eyes in a way that makes it clear that the weight of both life's experience and the immutability of youth's colossal dumbassedness is presently crushing his very soul.
Wise Young Fool

Sean Beaudoin

#7. The key to all of life is understanding how to add value to others.

Jay Abraham

#8. The federal government has not been effective enough monitoring and surveilling bad guys.

Ted Cruz

#9. There's absolutely no way you can feel the freedom to embarrass and humiliate yourself unless you have finally recognized that your identity is in someone other than yourself.

Tullian Tchividjian

#10. Which brings me to the point of this call.
Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#11. I regret the unhappiness of princes who are slaves to forms and fettered by caution.

Elizabeth I

#12. After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.

Stacey King