Pyramid Scheme Quotes

#1. When asked if direct sales is a pyramid scheme. My reply is a corporation has only one person at the top.

Donald Trump

#2. Don't trust anyone who promises you a new life. Pick-up artists, lifestyle gurus, pyramid-scheme face cream evangelists, Weight Watchers coaches: These people make their living off of your failures.

Lindy West

#3. They all attended Hester's church, which Dellarobia viewed as a complicated pyramid scheme of moral debt and credit resting ultimately on the shoulders of the Lord, but rife with middle managers.

Barbara Kingsolver

#4. He can't shake the feeling that this place is some sort of pyramid scheme, and that those who fail to understand that will be left empty-handed. But there's no obvious reason for this feeling of his. Maybe he's ungrateful by nature.

Margaret Atwood

#5. The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.

Tom Peters

#6. It is a certainty that Herbalife is a pyramid scheme. We believe it's harming a population of low-income, principally Hispanic people in the U.S. to benefit a handful of super wealthy people at the top of the pyramid.

Bill Ackman

#7. Organized religion: the world's largest pyramid scheme.

Bernard Katz

#8. I don't consider myself a good actor at all. I just do what I want to do, and I'm just having fun doing it.

Frankie Muniz

#9. I'll be your shovel.

Katelin LaMontagne

#10. Whatever your Bible translation is, it stands on the shoulders of one man - William Tyndale.

Steven J. Lawson

#11. The promise of easy money is but a wolf's trap laid out for sheep seeking taller grass.

James Jean-Pierre

#12. Real improvement in our schools is not simply a matter of spending more, it is a matter of expecting more.

George H. W. Bush

#13. That'll be my claim to fame: My grandmother-in-law is the oldest iPad user!

Daniel Clowes

#14. The full retirement age is 67 and the lifespan is 80, so when they first conceived Social Security, they didn't think they were going to be paying benefits for 13-15 years. That's one of the reasons why this pyramid scheme isn't working.

Joe Heck

#15. I am often asked if Network Marketing is a Pyramid Scheme. My reply is that corporations really are pyramid schemes. A corporation has only one person at the top, generally the CEO, and everyone else below.

Donald Trump

#16. New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have kids gets a check from Huckster Headquarters.

Paul Reiser