Put On Lipstick Quotes

#1. The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Political experts say that if Obama keeps insulting Palin, he could lose the election and win a job at MSNBC.

Conan O'Brien

#2. She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

Christopher Moore

#3. It would let him know we were there, always watching, able to get in whenever we want. Plus I've always kind of wanted to put lipstick on him. He has amazing lips." After she said it, she realized she shouldn't have and dropped her gaze.

Kasie West

#4. Early in my career, I was involved with engineer-led projects, where designers came in late in the game and were expected to put lipstick on an existing code base. This almost never works.

Ryan Holmes

#5. If I'm feeling tired, I just say, 'I'm going to paint my nails purple and put some lipstick on!'

Emma Watson

#6. I think it would be a lot easier if I said, 'I feel like a dude,' but I was raised by a southern mom, so I know how to put on lipstick and walk in heels and rock that look. It's exactly that juxtaposition that confuses people.

Saskia De Brauw

#7. You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

Barack Obama

#8. I've done a really bad job with teaching daughter to put on makeup, but I have taught her how to put on lipstick.

Viola Davis

#9. I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?

Sharon Stone

#10. Radically simplify the user interface, reinvent it, enough face lifts! You can put as much lipstick on a chicken as you want, it's never going to look good!

Philippe Kahn

#11. He had no intention of actually kissing her. Knowing Jenny, she probably put on arsenic tainted lipstick every morning. But she'd been the one making up reprobate stories about him for weeks and throwing herself at him all evening.

Anne Garboczi Evans

#12. You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.

Ann Richards

#13. When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!

Dana Page

#14. That's my way in the very beginning - how to enter it [a role]. Very quickly in the process, I don't think about voice being separate from the way you hold your head or the way you sit or the way you put on lipstick. It's all a piece of a person, and it's all driven by conviction.

Meryl Streep

#15. I mean, I was full on ready to be arrested; you know, I'd just put on a little lipstick, mug shot ready.

Leah Remini

#16. I only have to do three things to look halfway decent. Curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.

Courteney Cox

#17. To make lips look naturally pink, I put on red lipstick, wipe it off, and then apply clear gloss.

Halle Berry

#18. A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it.

Terry Pratchett

#19. I always put a layer of lip balm first, and then I layer the lipstick on by using a lip brush to help get it into the whole lip and make a really even line.

Gracie Gold

#20. They say you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig. The same holds true for a dead body. Put lipstick on a corpse and you've played dress-up with a corpse.

Caitlin Doughty

#21. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

Elizabeth Taylor

#22. I don't really wear lip gloss often, but I do like to wear a dab of lipstick. I put a dab on my lip and mix it with some of my chapstick, and people think it's my natural color!

Kristinia DeBarge

#23. If I'm feeling down in the dumps, or like I need a pop of colour, I'll put on MAC's Lipstick in Lady Danger. I discovered red lipstick when I did the Oscar season: Chanel sent me one and I realised how classic and glamorous it can be.

Chloe Sevigny

#24. I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?

Sharon Stone

#25. I put on lip balm first thing in the morning and always use it before I swipe on my red lipstick.

Heather Morris

#26. When I go out, I love to put on mascara and lipstick, but I simply don't have time for leisurely facials and treatments. Going to the beauticians is not a priority for me, as when I'm off work, there is always so much catching up in the house to do.

Phyllis Logan

#27. Should thousands of animals suffer so that a new kind of lipstick or floor wax can be put on the market?

Peter Singer

#28. I put things in perspective and trust that everything is in its right place, be grateful that I'm healthy. Then throw on a cap and some killer red lipstick and gloss, that always seems to do the trick.

Sasha Jackson

#29. I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

John McCain

#30. I was brand-new in San Francisco, right out of college, and I thought it was thrilling, a guy buying me a drink. I didn't think, how tacky, this creep is buying me a drink. I thought, how amazing, I put on lipstick and a short skirt and look what can happen.

Marcy Dermansky