Purdom Plumbing Quotes

#1. It is easier to appear worthy of a position one does not hold, than of the office which one fills.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#2. The way most doctors practice medicine right now isn't working.

Mark Hyman

#3. The public! why, the public's nothing better than a great baby.

Thomas Chalmers

#4. Electricity, shelter, and a safe place to sleep ...
trump the need to preserve your credit score, or
purchase a new gizmo.

John-Talmage Mathis

#5. Liberty for each, for all, and forever!

William Lloyd Garrison

#6. Accepting your shadow side is an essential part of being authentic.

Bill George

#7. Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not sure I'm the one who lives through the movie.

Rachel Caine

#8. I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

Adrian Edmondson

#9. Was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, "Suck my dick." Sure, it didn't make any sense, but at least I didn't hold in my anger.

Tina Fey