Public Toilet Quotes

#1. I know the good Lord wouldn't give me any more than I can handle, but I sure wish he wouldn't have so much confidence in me.

Bernie Williams

#2. And she[Aphrodite]mourned Nerites' loss not because Nerites was her paramour but because she was her mentor.It was, strangely enough,poor Nerites who had taught her all she had known about sex & love until then. For how was a young Goddess, who was born from a cockle, to know about such things?

Nicholas Chong

#3. Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me!

Julie Bowen

#4. The mother is not dying exactly, but has reached a point in life where death is a familiar on the staircase.

Clive Barnes

#5. Like when the counselor delved into your habits of using a public toilet, such as do you flush with your foot and use your elbow to open the door? If yes, woe unto you. You're crazy.

Charles Frazier

#6. The shallow is easy to embrace, but the profound is difficult. To discard the shallow and seek the profound is the way of a person of courage.

Gautama Buddha

#7. I'm here to get the story on to the page. It would be good to catch your attention, and I have to make you want to read on, and I suppose I prefer you don't actually think about the 'how' at all - the writing technique, the 'style', or even who it is that's putting this together.

Ronald Frame

#8. Browsing our local farmer's market is one of my family's favorite weekend activities. Make it a relaxing, healthful habit for your family, and you'll reap the nutritional rewards.

Suzanne Somers

#9. He tipped his head to Ronan and looked warily at Bowser. "Sir."
"David, this is Ronan McGuire and his partner, Bowser," Maddy said. "They're two of New York's finest.

Sara Humphreys

#10. I stand with the millions of seniors and working people who depend on Social Security and who expect the money they put in to be there for them when they retire.

Hank Johnson

#11. You can't drown your troubles ... because troubles can swim.

Margaret Millar

#12. The opposite of love is indifference, and the opposite of happiness is boredom.

Timothy Ferriss

#13. Cresington Lane, There's an old public toilet with an old broken

Jason Hall

#14. India is my kid sister.

Salman Rushdie

#15. The more we give love, the greater our capacity to do so.

David R. Hawkins

#16. You need to focus on creating the actual value of the company, not just the theoretical value. The actual value comes from a great product that sells well and is ultimately profitable.

Henrik Fisker

#17. Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Dov Davidoff

#18. The most dangerous thing I've ever done is sit on a public toilet.

Anonymous

#19. Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.'
'Then practice safe sex, Mama!!'
'We were! There was a fight in the bar and we took cover in the public toilets!!

Jonathan Dunne

#20. The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. ... where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings? (pp.281-82)

Sarah Turnbull

#21. The sources of poetry are in the spirit seeking completeness.

Muriel Rukeyser

#22. Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital.

P. J. O'Rourke