Public Bathroom Sayings

#1. I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without.

Helen Reddy

#2. The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

John Allen Paulos

#3. Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two stars, I won't even enter.

Sally J. Pla

#5. Condemnation before investigation, is the highest form of ignorance.

Albert Einstein

#6. Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Dov Davidoff

#7. What is needed is never to be had without price.

Janet Morris

#8. Genuine mental health would involve a balanced interplay of both modes of experience, a way of life in which one's identification with the ego is playful and tentative rather than absolute and mandatory, while the concern with material possessions is pragmatic rather than obsessive.

Fritjof Capra

#9. If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

Jack Whitehall

#10. People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced.

John Densmore

#11. Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.

Seanan McGuire

#12. Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

Penn Jillette

#13. When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. I was also a fan of the 'shoe closet.' Reading felt thrilling and illicit and deeply private to me, and I felt vulnerable doing it in public.

Karen Russell

#14. I would not sacrifice a single living mesquite tree for any book ever written. One square mile of living desert is worth a hundred 'great books' - and one brave deed is worth a thousand.

Edward Abbey

#15. This isn't love. It's something broken and ugly. I wanted it so badly I didn't care what it looked like.

Amanda Grace

#16. Semtex, PE4, C-4, Plastrite, Netrolit, Spring Korper, Rowanex
Cono felt slightly shameful about his familiarity with plastics, and yet seeing them here, even so amateurishly arranged, gave him a perverse comfort.

Victor Robert Lee

#17. Prince Andrew shrugged his shoulders and frowned, as lovers of music do when they hear a false note.

Leo Tolstoy

#18. Email is the greatest thing.

Wally Amos

#19. A man who has looked himself in the eye will never again be afraid of another.

C.M. Rayne

#20. I think it doesn't matter what type of helmet you wear. If you don't know the hit is coming your body is not going to tense up and get ready for impact.

DeMarcus Ware

#21. Well, I can promise you something, " I say, leaning down and pressing my lips gently to the side of her neck just below her ear. "Next time you make me hard in public, I will fuck you in the nearest bathroom. Understood?

Caisey Quinn