Pseudoscientific Products Quotes

#1. JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

Mae West

#2. There was a time I thought about being a professional guide. I'm a big outdoorsman, but the acting thing has always been there - always something I wanted to do.

Matt Long

#3. We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.*
*Not why is it anything. Just why it is.

Terry Pratchett

#4. Very few people deserted me when I went to prison. They stayed loyal.

Jeffrey Archer

#5. There can be no final solution to our loneliness in this life.

Ronald Rolheiser

#6. Immediately before a great victory, one will often experience some form of difficulty. The key is to maintain your focus and keep on believing.

Robin S. Sharma

#7. I have no way of knowing whether the events that I am about to narrate are effects or causes.

Jorge Luis Borges

#8. when you assume the appearance of power, people soon give it to you.

Milton William Cooper

#9. Cicadas sang madly from the trees. It was so impossibly summer.

Maggie Stiefvater

#10. I spent all my time in the clouds or the dirt and that is why I think I'm successful

Gary Vaynerchuk

#11. Good actors can sort of see into people and immediately you have a chemistry with them or not. It's like an affair with no mess.

John Cusack

#12. Today ... maybe I can take one step on that profoundly complex path to peace.

Mary Anne Radmacher

#13. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

Francis Pharcellus Church

#14. The world is divided into three parts of which two parts are meat balls and spaghetti and the other part a huge syphilitic chancre.
(revised, correct quote)

Henry Miller