Provably False Quotes

#1. Juanita believes that nothing is provably true or provably false in the Bible. Because if it's provably false, then the Bible is a lie, and if it's provably true, then the existence of God is proven and there's no room for faith.

Neal Stephenson

#2. What we have created instead, as customers and employers and investors, is mountains of paper wealth so enormous that a handful of people in charge of them can take millions and billions for themselves without hurting anyone. Apparently.

Many members of my generation are disappointed.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#3. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Jeff Dunham

#4. Slow down. Enjoy life. It's tough to slow down if your mind is going a million miles a second. It's tough to slow down if you think what these people do here matters.

Frederick Lenz

#5. Only once have I been made mute. It was when a man asked me, 'Who are you?'

Khalil Gibran

#6. I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to 'Read my hips!' on 'Dancing With the Stars' or was happy to play along with Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld in the great restaurant scene on 'Seinfeld.'

Marlee Matlin

#7. Guys in slavery sang praises to the Lord to deliver them from bondage.

Isaac Hayes

#8. Most men claim to desire driven, independent and confident women. Yet when confronted with such a creature reverence often evolves into resent. For just like women, men need to be needed.

Tiffany Madison

#9. Fear of dying young isn't an altogether bad thing. Sometimes it makes you try what you might otherwise delay.

Jennifer Coburn

#10. I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.

Ozzy Osbourne

#11. The problem with human beings is we think we can wear too many hats at once. It's not possible. It's an outright fashion disaster.

Joan Bauer

#12. What do we really know of other people's souls. Of their struggles, dreams, or tempations. For there is only one soul who we truly do know and thats the ones who's destiny is placed on our own hands

C.S. Lewis