Prostate Exam Quotes

#1. New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for
your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men.

Bill Maher

#2. He looked like a man on his way to a prostate exam.

Kathy Reichs

#3. Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.

Jay Leno

#4. ...there are a series of enlightenments, each taking you closer to your soul, to wholeness," replied Star.

Shradhdha. S

#5. True wisdom knows it must comprise some nonsense as a compromise, lest fools should fail to find it wise.

Piet Pieterszoon Hein

#6. Galleries are frightening places, places of evaluation, of judgement.

Margaret Atwood

#7. You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's fingernail sticking out of my cock.

Stephen King

#8. you give me global warming! But

Jandy Nelson

#9. Was it all inevitable, John?" Reeve was pushing his fingers across the floor of the cell, seated on his haunches. I was lying on the mattress.
Yes," I said. "I think it was. Certainly, it's written that way. The end of the book is there before the beginning's hardly started.

Ian Rankin

#10. Where does one go from the bottom? You hit the bottom of the well and what? People say the only place to go is up, but they seem to ignore how long you can spend wallowing in the muck at the bottom of the well.

Magenta Periwinkle

#11. Running the test suite like this allows us to catch problems when they are just introduced.

Miguel De Icaza

#12. It's not like America's view of the Israeli-Palestinian struggle is going to change. There are some things that are going to change and some things that are not going to change.

Immortal Technique

#13. And then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.

Darynda Jones

#14. I will strike while the iron is hot. I will make all my dreams come true.

Yuval Abramovitz

#15. Sleep knocks on my eyes: they grow heavy. Sleep touches my mouth: it stays open.
Truly, he comes to me on soft soles, the dearest of thieves, and steals my thoughts from me

Friedrich Nietzsche