Proctology Quotes

#1. Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

Aristotle.

#2. They warn us when we're kids that we're going to have to suffer, but they neglect to mention the indignity. What self-respecting fetus, if shown its future as a proctology patient, boot-camp recruit, or game show contestant, would still elect to be born?

Tom Robbins

#3. I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?

Bob Newhart

#4. Criminal defense really isn't so different from proctology. In both fields, it's one asshole after another.

Emma Chase

#5. I have a sequence to my creative life. In spring and fall, I am above ground and commit to community. In the summer, I'm outside. It is a time for family. And in the winter, I am underground. Home. This is when I do my work as a writer - in hibernation. I write with the bears.

Terry Tempest Williams

#6. Success and failure are not true op-posites and they're not even in the same class; they're not even a couch and a chair.

Lillian Hellman

#7. Even though I was in pain, I remembered the golden rule: if you live in a hostel, never throw away food.

Chetan Bhagat

#8. For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!

Dominic West

#9. Maybe hallucinations are just another reality that we don't see most of the time

Lynne Ewing

#10. It is only by dispelling the clouds and phantoms of religion that we shall discover truth, reason and morality.

Baron D'Holbach

#11. It is very important to keep the communication lines flowing so that you develop mutual admiration and respect.

Kristen J. Duca

#12. I advise all the young kids to not overwork. You can't be out there blowing hard. You have to pace yourself.

Freddie Hubbard

#13. Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

Tom Robbins

#14. The business of philosophy is to circumnavigate human nature.

Julius Charles Hare

#15. a favourite couplet of Dunbar's sums up his view of the whole duty and delight of Man:

Man, please thy Maker and be merry
And give not for this world a cherry.

Jocelyn Gibb

#16. I think that the enormous emphasis on violence and sex, and in particular violent sex, may not make rapists of us all, but it predisposes us to accept a kind of world in which these things happen.

Alexander Walker

#17. I will find you, Amy.
Lovesick words, hateful intentions.

Gillian Flynn

#18. When you give, you reveal a spiritual truth, that the flow of life never runs dry.

Deepak Chopra

#19. It is by letting the world go and coming unto Christ that we increasingly live as women of God.

Sheri L. Dew