Proctologist Quotes

#1. My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.

Sandra Bernhard

#2. Climate deniers are clearly the fringe group and need to see a proctologist to find their heads.

Vinod Khosla

#3. Seattle, the mild green queen: wet and willing, cedar-scented, and crowned with slough grass, her toadstool scepter tilted toward Asia, her face turned ever upward in the rain; the sovereign who washes her hands more persistently than the most fastidious proctologist.

Tom Robbins

#4. You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Rodney Dangerfield

#5. Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

Marla Buchanan

#6. I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?

Bob Newhart

#7. By noon that day I was painfully aware of how many people needed the services of an entomologist/proctologist. AArdvarks

Ken Montrose

#8. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

Robert Schimmel

#9. Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.

Jeff Lindsay

#10. I thought about TimeBlaze. We should ... shorten the titles. The titles are getting long. More colons than a proctologist.

D.C. Pierson

#11. My proctologist keeps in better touch than you do.
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Dannika Dark

#12. What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor?

Buffy Andrews

#13. When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a 'medical degree'.

Brad Wilkerson

#14. He and I had always felt as if we were fellow survivors from some vanishing age or land, in the gibbering swamp of mediocrity around us.

Ayn Rand

#15. Life on the streets is short. People look at you in disgust, even the ones who give you alms, but this is nothing compared to the revulsion you feel for yourself. It's like being trapped in a walking corpse, a corpse that's hungry, stinks, and refuses to die.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#16. The dark energy is not exactly zero, but the first 122 decimal points are zero. That's crazy. That is really one of the craziest things we've ever discovered.

Leonard Susskind

#17. Everything is perfect.
Everything is fine.
The rules of life are made up.
The rules only exist in your mind.
Of course there may be courtesies
And closures and laws to abide,
But the zeal with which you play
Relies on where YOU draw the line

Jason Mraz

#18. Do something useful and you will have everything you want. Doors are shut for those who are dull and lazy; life is secure for those who obey the law of work.

Jose Marti

#19. embarrassing himself, he

Michael Kroft

#20. It is impossible to believe anything into existence. The Gospel did not come into being because men believed it ... The fact always precedes the faith.

Billy Graham

#21. A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.

Karl Kraus

#22. Take your happiness where you find it, children, and don't ask too many questions. Life is too short and uncertain to do otherwise.

Jacqueline Carey

#23. Judgment is harsh and mean and meant to hurt, as if the pain of what we do or say will slap others into our way of believing.

Iyanla Vanzant

#24. I can move around the way I want to. It's a beautiful thing. I don't know how long it'll last, but I'll certainly take advantage of it and try to be part of shifting and shaping the culture and preserving it.

Warryn Campbell

#25. Just because we don't see eye to eye on everything doesn't mean we can't be close.

Sarah Dessen

#26. Nothing - nothing! - is too far gone that your God cannot resurrect it.

Priscilla Shirer