Proctologist Exam Quotes

#1. It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.

Megan Follows

#2. Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.

Bel Kaufman

#3. You know, sometimes you have to remember the bad things so that you can learn from them.

Monica Denise Brown

#4. [The] Hopi earth does contain my roots and I am, indeed, from that land. Because the roots are there, I will find them. But when I find them, [my father] said, I must rebuild myself as a Hopi. I am not merely a conduit, but a participant. I am not a victim, but a woman.

Wendy Rose

#5. Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

Bo Burnham

#6. The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.

James Woods

#7. When mortals are alive, they worry about death. When they're full, they worry about hunger. Theirs is the Great Uncertainty. But sages don't consider the past. And they don't worry about the future. Nor do they cling to the present. And from moment to moment they follow the Way.

Bodhidharma

#8. I feel the fluttering
of dragonflies - summer creatures
that have no use for words.

Larissa Nash