Prison Officer Quotes

#1. Nothing changes, until you change. Everything changes, once you change

Julian Lennon

#2. And what is literature, Rabo," he said, "but an insider's newsletter about affairs relating to molecules, of no importance to anything in the universe but a few molecules who have the disease called 'thought'.

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. We've always been a band that stood up for what we thought was right.

Jeff Ament

#4. I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

Milton Berle

#5. If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand?

Cassandra Clare

#6. If you can't be good, be colorful.

Pete Conrad

#7. When thou goest with thine adversary to the magistrate, as thou art in the way, give diligence that thou mayest be delivered from him; lest he hale thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and the officer cast thee into prison.

Paulo Coelho

#8. I woke up one day and I was like, "I don't have anything to save for myself for the future." That's when I started archiving things. I take four or five things that are really key to each collection, and I restore them or, in some cases, remake parts of them, and archive them.

Jason Wu

#9. I'm constantly fighting with my manager to reduce the amount of time I have to spend on promotional activities, so I can get back in the studio and work on new music.

Rivers Cuomo

#10. There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send their ass to prison with a snorkel duct-taped to their mouth and me s***ing down that Snorkel

Ice Cube

#11. I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.

Michael Cera

#12. My second thought was, I'm prettier than her.

Jenny Han

#13. I was up really early. It was the day of my selection tests and interviews to become a Prison Officer. The recruitment process was an absolute joke ... Everyone could have travelled round the world seven fucking times before they hear[d] back from the Service's recruitment cowboys.

Ronnie Thompson

#14. The Corrupt Officer has a Price and the Honest Officer has Integrity

Gary York

#15. I always thought that if someone invested in your business, that meant he or she believed in it.

Sandra Lerner

#16. Um, h-h-hi, Sophie stammered, closing the door behind her. Meeting her gaze were crystal eyes like blue shards of glass.

Jennifer Lane

#17. It's a rare thing not to have been bonny
once.

Samuel Beckett

#18. Individuals get caught up in the policy of their country. In prison, for instance, a warden or officer is not promoted if he doesn't follow the policy of the government - though he himself does not believe in that policy.

Nelson Mandela

#19. The focus in the Creator Orientation is on a Vision or an Outcome. You orient your thoughts and actions toward creating what you most deeply want to see or experience in life.

David Emerald Womeldorff