Prince Of Dorkness Quotes

#1. No temple can still the personal griefs and strifes in the breasts of its visitors.

Margaret Fuller

#2. Only once did Lori glimpse such an entity, supine on a mattress in the corner of its boudoir. It was naked, corpulent and sexless, its sagging body a motley of dark, oily skin and larval eruptions that seeped phosphorescence, soaking its simple bed.

Clive Barker

#3. I've glued the letter directly into my diary, as it's so staggeringly imbecilic that any attempt to summarize its contents would make my brain leak out through my ears.

Tim Collins

#4. Driving out of the car park, Mum switches off the radio. It's as sure a sign as any that she's about to parent. 'So,

Will Kostakis

#5. where the pleasure subsists in the simple fact that you are doing it, that you can do it, that the challenge you never set yourself before has presented itself whereat the joy of embracing it, meeting it and surmounting it is supreme.

G Fife

#6. My youthful dream of becoming a writer has been realized. I am so pleased I did not let my young self down.

Jack Gantos

#7. Hear that, Mr. De Pfeffel Cantab or whatever your name is? That's the sound of the villa in the South of France you could have bought crumbling to dust.

Tim Collins

#8. While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.

Chris Hardwick