Priceless Humor Quotes

#1. There are blasphemies of creation that can not be described, and the thing which rose up to claim the escaping fragments of its dismantled prey was of that order.

Frank Belknap Long

#2. To be able to rely completely on the actors was a very simple process for me.

Stephen Hopkins

#3. Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200.
Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185.
Cost to fix every single delicious table and chair leg in the house: $490.
Life with two shelter dogs: fucking priceless.

Jen Lancaster

#4. A root is a flower that disdains fame.

Khalil Gibran

#5. Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.

Kurt Vonnegut

#6. Murder and a glass of wine: priceless

Casey Quinn

#7. I was in Paris, Milan and London from '89 until '91, and I did mostly runway modeling. I know there's so many people out there looking for pictures, but this was way before the age of the Internet, sorry!

Carla Hall

#8. Looking at my life
I see that only Love
Has been my soul's companion
From deep inside
My soul cries out:
Do not wait, surrender
For the sake of Love.

Rumi

#9. Are you suggesting we eat cursed fruit? Vicious fruit? Attacking fruit?

Merrie Haskell

#10. The ability to make someone laugh ... AWESOME!The ability to make someone LAUGH when they have every reason to break down and cry? PRICELESS!

Tanya Masse

#11. The sham engineers of the music industry, who steer the wheels of public opinion, are driving the good features of calypso into the ground. I shudder to think what these greedy men will eventually do to this true art form.

Harry Belafonte